Once a century, the day of Friday crosses with the date of the thirteenth, leading to magical things happening. It's almost like the planets aligning, except much less common and with way more horror films based on it. Some of the magical moments that occur on this day include such miracles as failing a test, having your breaks fail in your car, or having to sit through a new bio written by yours truly.

Guess which one I'm posting about.

That's right, I've got a brand-spanking-new set of words for your superstitious eyes only, featuring that oh-so-killable camel Gobi. So if you've been bemoaning the (admittedly heartbreaking) lack of camel-based literature on our site, this is the biography for you!