E3 is a measly 5 weeks away, so let's kick off the countdown with a new feature! Expecting a new Mario Kart at the expo? Well, I'm here to remind you to not get too excited... you've heard of The Kart Racer Curse, haven't you?
They're the world's most podcastin' gents and ma'am...
It's the Vine Donkey Kong Audio Programme!
This multiverse trip is lame (multi-what-now?),
But they may find their way out with a righteous SHELL GAME!