Do you like short, vaguely-descriptive paragraphs about games you've possibly never played as much as I do? Do you like clicking on links that aren't broken? Do you like pina colada? Oh, hang on a sec...
Taking a break from intimidating ex-Rare staffer Tim Stamper, I felt it was high time I gave our loyal readership something to go "oh" to. Or possibly even "ah". Hold on to your nipples, for as of today, every non-cameo game has its own game page. Ain't that just the cutest thing you ever did hear?
New arrivals to the main site include Donkey Konga 2, Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge Missions, Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge Mobile, Star Fox Command, Viva Piñata: Pocket Paradise, Viva Piñata: Party Animals, It's Mr. Pants Mobile Edition and, for some reason, Mario & Sonic at the Olypic Winter Games DS. To say nothing of long-time DK Vine favourite game-that-never-was Donkey Kong Country 2 (Virtual Boy) added to our ever-burgeoning "abortions" section.
Also new in is Viva Piñata: Trouble In Paradise, contributed not by me, but by our MYSTERIOUS COLLABORATOR (soon to be revealed)! Who could they be? WHO?
Oh man, is it getting hot in here?