Comb your eyebrows and lock up your daughters! Due to what can only have been some kind of horrendous administrative error, I have been allowed free reign to update this site and twist it to my own sick and perverted desires (as it is, mainly by updating the games pages)! Holy Jeffersonian democracy! But who am "I"? And what happened to those lovely "Chad & Slush" fellows you've heard so much about? What, in short, the fuck do I think I'm playing at?

Calm yourself, dear reader. Chad & Slush are alive and well and erect for your pleasure. I'm just getting in on the MAN-ACTION (I'm the guy jacking off in the corner).

As for who I am, well, some of the more dedicated and fanatical DKU regulars might recognise me by my exceptionally witty forum alias of "Waddle Dedede". If Slush were God and Chad Jesus (with Our Friend presumably filling the role of the not-so-often-mentioned-but-just-as-revered Holy Spirit), you could probably think of me as a kind of Harold Camping figure. DONATE MONEY TO ME.

I should pro'ly justify this update-spiel thing with some actual updates, so here goes: game pages are now in place for Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!, Mario Party-e and the ever-controversial Yoshi's Island DS. Just what you've been waiting for all these years! And as if that wasn't enough, Diddy Kong Racing DS now has its very own Story So Far! It just don't get no crazier than this!!