It's that most wonderful time of the year once more! The children are singing, the bells are ringing, the priests are wanking. Yes! It's February 13th, it's that greatest among days: Cob Cock Day!
Join us at DK Vine as we celebrate the true earthly marvel that is Cob Cock, the only obscure Donkey Kong Jungle Beat enemy with an entire day set aside in its honour! How will we celebrate? Why, there are OH SO MANY different ways!
But if you've been living under a (Cob Cock) ROCK for the past few hundred years, our latest feature on the history of Cob Cock Day might help you decide. Go! Take a peek! Look! Look! (And while you're at it, SET THIS AS YOUR WALLPAPER IMMEDIATELY.)
Alternatively you could be one of these NAZIS who thinks "Valentine's Day" is, in fact, probably more worthy of your celebration.
You disgust me.