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	2/13/13 7:26 PM

Cob Cock Day 2013: Keep the Cock in Cob Cock Day!

First of all, merry Cob Cock Day one and all! I hope you're all enjoying the delightful post-masturbatory, Scotsman-burning, poultry-avoiding festivities (or, if not, why not remind yourself of the fine tradition?)

On a serious note, though, I'd like to draw your attention to the War on Father Cob Cock; a merciless campaign by the LOONY LEFT to take the Cock out of Cob Cock Day. Say no!

DK Vine have contributed to a charity single in the hope of raising awareness. Buy millions of copies!

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• DK Jungle Beat
• Features


	7/30/12 10:37 AM

OOOOHhh Banana! It's Mythos Monday, and The Month of the Mythological continues with a look at The Banana, and all of it's magical, supernatural, and generally illogical glory. Bananas are the funniest of all the fruits, but more importantly, they're the most mysterious. CLICK NOW TO LEARN THEIR SECRETS!
Filed Under:	• DK Jungle Beat • Donkey Kong 64 • Donkey Kong Country • Donkey Kong Country Returns • Features


	2/13/12 4:31 PM

Merry Cob Cock Day!

It's that most wonderful time of the year once more! The children are singing, the bells are ringing, the priests are wanking. Yes! It's February 13th, it's that greatest among days: Cob Cock Day!

Join us at DK Vine as we celebrate the true earthly marvel that is Cob Cock, the only obscure Donkey Kong Jungle Beat enemy with an entire day set aside in its honour! How will we celebrate? Why, there are OH SO MANY different ways!

But if you've been living under a (Cob Cock) ROCK for the past few hundred years, our latest feature on the history of Cob Cock Day might help you decide. Go! Take a peek! Look! Look! (And while you're at it, SET THIS AS YOUR WALLPAPER IMMEDIATELY.)

Alternatively you could be one of these NAZIS who thinks "Valentine's Day" is, in fact, probably more worthy of your celebration.

You disgust me.

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• DK Jungle Beat
• Features


	6/1/11 6:05 PM

More Site Updates, Written By You!

As we gear up for E³, the site is slowly but surely getting back into fighting shape. Here's what you've contributed lately in the form of main page summaries:

• Punch-Out!! by No No No, Wrong Way! • Mario Party 6!!! by Highway • Donkey Kong Jungle Beat!!!! by Jomingo • New Play Control! Donkey Kong Jungle Beat!!!! by Jomingo • Regular Play Control! Mario Kart Wii!!!!! by Jomingo • Zero Play Control! Mario Party 8!!!!!! by Rawk • New Play Console! Donkey Kong Country 2 (GBA)!x6 by Right Lawyer • No Playable Diddy! Mario Kart DS (DS)!x7 by Waddle Dedede • I Hope They Literally Die! Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)!x8 by Mark • We Believe Gamers Don't Want Platformers Anymore, But Let's Sell Them This Port Anyway! Banjo-Kazooie (XBLA)!x9 by Mark • You Won't Finish This Before You Red Ring Anyway! Banjo-Tooie (XBLA)!xbla by Mark

We also have the Grabbed By The Ghoulies Story So Far by Dustin Demon. Although, considering the game's been out for over seven years, I guess it should read as "all the damn story you're ever going to get from this game."

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• Banjo-Kazooie XBLA
• Banjo-Tooie XBLA
• DK Jungle Beat
• DKC2 (GBA)
• Grabbed by the Ghoulies
• Mario Kart Wii
• Mario Party 6
• Mario Party 8
• New Play Control! Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
• Punch-Out!! (Wii)
• Submit!
• Super Smash Bros. Brawl