This Ain’t No Kop-Out
Krazy Kopter's been dishing out the character bios like some kind of crazy... er, 'copter? Give 'em a read if you wanna immerse yourself in the greater DKU in these Tropical Freeze-laiden days (and who wouldn't?): Banjo-Kazooie's Mildly Gnawty, It's Mr. Pants's feared Crayon Snake, Star Fox's Krystal, Punch-Out!!'s King Hippo, Sega All-Stars Racing's Amigo and DKC Returns's Tiki Tak Tribe wankers Kalmimba and Banjo.
Oh, and big-faced monstrosity Pauline, if you insist.