The special hour long presentation devoted solely to the 3DS (which was shafted from the Nintendo conference proper) has concluded, and thusly, so has any last hope any of us DK fans had for any fucking games to talk about. That’s right, they gave us NOTHING. I don’t have much else to say; it’s late, we’ve had a long week of covering a lot of things that meant absolutely nothing to us, and I am spent. No more games means no more photoshops and attempted humor from me. I’ve got SLEEP to get to!

However, we’re still not done with covering this E3! We’ll be bringing you some more content in the coming days, and seeing as Helmost the Dreadfully Evil is still onsite in Los Angeles, I’m sure he’ll be poking around the Nintendo execs trying to find out what they were thinking. If you missed the show (lucky bastard), check out our no-longer-live-blog to read our thoughts at the time.