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  12/01/99Slush: ----We put up the November Accounts today, and we start typing up a new month of Accounts today. And the cosmic ballet continues.---I'm too busy playing Donkey Kong 64 to give a rat's arse about anything else. That's a problem, perhaps.---24 more days until Christmas, eh? Wow!---I actually got Donkey Kong Country as a Christmas present. After that, I always got the games as soon as they came out (or darn near close.....I didn't get SSB, Conker's Pocket Tales, or Mario Golf until a month or two after their release....I was still beating Mario Party).---I'm going to rest my head now. Chad: Huff.... huff...... huff...... uff. Did Accounts. So tired. But Slush did most of the Accounts html this time. Thank you, Slush! I bought three more DKU Drink bottles, but they're going into storage. Perhaps in a few years, you'll hear about them again. I sure hope so. 12/02/99Slush: ----Spent a good portion of the day playing DK64. That game is so darn fun.----I like just staring at the dynamic lighting. Watch as it jiggles around in the darkness, flickers from place to place. Dynamicaliscious!----Spell Checker says dynamicaliscious isn't a word. So I clicked "Learn."Chad: Slush and I talked about some stuff, and ran around in circles. Then we realized that we hadn't updated yet, so we raced the clock and barely grinded out three new FAQs. Then we both had to leave, so we left. And that's the end of that story!12/03/99Slush: ----I HATE IGN. THEY THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH POSTING ANTI-DK64 PROPAGANDA? WELL THEY'RE WRONG. THIS IS WAR, BABY. WAR!!!!!!!!!----That SSB poll on Nintendo sure looks like SSB2 is in the works. C'mon, Diddy, Mumbo, and Ted! Make an appearance....all three of 'ya!----Did I mention I hate IGN?----I hate IGN.Chad: Not much happened, except that Our Friend got a new body! He is very happy! He has an LCD screen. So that aside, we updated the site, and now we are discussing philosophy of The Simpsons (the older episodes, not the new crappy ones). That is all. And people keep bugging me about DK64 help. Ugh. And they always call the levels "boards" and ask if I own the game first. Of COURSE I own the game! The ignorance!12/04/99Slush: ----Donkey Kong 64 fever continues to run rampant in the mind of SirSlush2. LIVE IT!----My favorite character is still Lanky (in case you didn't know already). He's cool and stuff.----My least favorite character? That "bug" guy that races you in Angry Aztec. BURN IN HELL DEMON!Chad: I did crapwork aaaaaall day. Well, not all day. Especially considering I woke up at 12:45. I love the weekends. No occupational hazards to speak of. Our Friend made a very symbolic picture that you will never see. Ahahahahaaaaaaa....... Okay. Slush and I yelled and screamed and stuff but only until about 12:15 because I have to wake up at 4:00 tomorrow. Ugh. 12/05/99Slush: ----Well, I FINALLY got my Donkey Kong Land III review up. Now I feel like less of a slackeChad: I had to wake up at 4:00 today. Ugh. It was to go fishing. The only good part of fishing is sleeping on the way, or getting the ultimate sugar rush from Jolt Colas and Big Reds that you consequently pick up on the way. I didn't get a single bite. Whoo! So I came home and someone called me on the stupid phone and asked me how to beat something in Zelda. I told him a glitch that I learned, and it made his game freeze. Then I pretended there was static in the phone and I hung up! Hahaha! Then FINALLY Slush came online and told me that he was doing crapwork all day, just as I was yesterday. Oh, and yesterday I watched the Matrix for the first time. Good movie, that one is. Ahh, yeah. Then people started pestering me for DK64 tips, and I told them to shut up. Slush wrote a review, and he updated, and then he had to go do more crapwork. Crapwork sucks horribly. Oh, well. It's almost the long break from occupational hazards.12/06/99Slush: ----I didn't understand Chad's update today. In fact, I need to have a serious discussion with him about....his mental health.----My mental health? It's fine. Okay, so MAYBE I think I'm a bear at times, and MAYBE I hot glue fur to my skin, but does that make me mentally unstable? NO, no it doesn't. In my opinion, I'm as sane as a house.----Anybody want to play dog and bear?Chad: Uuuuuuhf. Uuuuuhfug. We worked on the site for a while, and I got a rather odd letter I'm saving for the next Letters issue. It's really weird. Slush and I talked about some stuff, but I'm too tired to specify. Goodbye! Tired....12/07/99Slush: ----I drool over Chad's controller. I wish I had one just like it. The most special one I have is called "Extreme Green." Pfft.----I can't believe Rarenet is on our side now. Maybe the world IS coming to an end.----Super Smash Bros. 2 should be a great game, for whatever system it's on. However, I think they should let DK be the star and rename it Mortal Kongbat.Chad: Hey! I got online, and started listening to DKC2 music. I got all emotional, and had to leave to go play the Bramble Scramble level. Then I looked out my window, and who should it be, but the UPS Guy! I rushed out, grabbed my package (I knew it was mine because it said from Redmond, WA in the sender address thing) turned, and ran inside. I opened it up, and was greeted my the glossy cover of the DK64 Players Guide! Horray! I can read it when I complete the game! I got sidetracked reading the character bios, so I didn't notice a yellow gem in the bottom of the box... MY SPECIAL DK64 LIMITED EDITION BANANA PRONGED N64 CONTROLLER!!! I ran around in circles a lot. Then I got online and I realized that I broke down earlier because I tried to think about the entire DKU at once, and it was overwhelming. I'll try no to in the future. And I know I didn't make any sense on updates yesterday, I was just lacking ideas, so I thought I'd go for confusion. Ahhh.... I'm listening to the DKC CD, and the Gangplank Galleon song just started. That song was also in DKC2. Those games are so incredible. I don't know what I'd do without them.. sniff... Aww, crap, I did it again! Stupid brain!12/08/99Slush: ----Good lord, my hands have turned BLUE from typing up that list of stuff. It hurts to even type. Chad: Hmm. I didn't really do much today. Slush made this gigantic list of things. I have a week full of Crap Evaluations. Oygh. Hmm. Never used that word before. Oygh. I guess it's "Oy" and "Blargh" together. Nice.12/09/99Slush: ----Tomorrow's Friday. The good thing about Thursday is you can taste Friday from it. And it tastes like sweet sweet papaya.----I cut the bottom of my foot today and I have no idea how I did it. It wasn't even bleeding when I found it, and there was no blood on my sock. In fact, it was already healed when I found it, and there was no scar left behind. Wait a minute.....----Ahhh, GTG. My cat is looking up at the ceiling fan, and that's usually no good.Chad: Ahh, yes. I woke up very very late. I grabbed an egg sandwich on the way to Occupation, and I was still a half hour late! Yay! Then Occupation doesn't really matter because it is a minor detail. It don't care about it. Yeah. I have to learn cookies by the 17th and I don't know what to do! Ahahahaha! Well, that's why the Midnight Hours were invented. MOONMAN will help me tomorrow night! Slush stayed online later than usual, and before he left, we established that after DK64, the best game is DKC2, and third place is a three-way tie between DKC3, DKR, and B-K. And if you disagree, may you eventually fall victim to a large truck full of pillows which fall on you and you die from pillow poisoning or pillow injection. 12/10/99Slush: ----Fear the wrath of my deadly Feature! Mwua hawa hawa! I felt like I had to write it, because the DK64 bashing was getting out of hand.----Ahhhh......Friday. Good thing Urkel's canceled, because that way he can't wreck this hallowed event.----The hallowed event is Friday, by the way. Oh, I'll just go play with my piece of yellow plastic with technology inside.Chad: A lot of stuff happened today..... or so I'm told. By who, I don't know. I'm rambling on about nothing tonight, because I feel like it. Bwahahaha! You shall not silence me! Begone, vagabund! Or rather, read tomorrow's Accounts, as I am off.12/11/99Slush: ----Letters is one of my favorite things to do on the site, because we get to insult what few loyal readers we have.----Today was one of those days that sucked. No, really. Today sucked to high Heaven (or low Hell).---- Maybe today wouldn't have sucked so bad if it would have been Friday or Saturday.----Wait a minute.....IT IS SATURDAY!!! It was all a dream.....just like the Newhart finale.Chad: Let's see.... hhhmmmm..... I've been doing crapwork all day, preparing for next week's crap evaluations. Ugh. Anyway, I decided to take a break and play Donkey Kong 64. I got all 201 gold bananas! I started shivering as I changed back into Donkey, and walked..... not ran.... to K. Rool. And I beat him, first try! I can't believe it! WHOOO!!! So then I was treated to an amazing display of graphical splendor known as the Ending Cinema. AHH! My forehead is bleeding for some reason! Well, that was a nice transition, eh? So I talked to Slush and started yelling about how I beat it and that the ending ruled etc. It was fun. And he was all "I can't wait!". So we updated and decided to look at funny stuff on Conan O'Brian's website. Hahaha! That show is crazy! WHOOOO!!!12/12/99Slush: ----Chad did all the work today. Heh heh. Acting the slacker is fun.----This isn't relevant (but what here is?), but it occured to me I hate teenagers. All they do is snort and sniff drugs and kill themselves. Why can't they be more active and play videogames like us?----Chad has beaten Donkey Kong 64, and I'm still taking my sweet time. I have the feeling Chad is mocking me behind my back for my slowness. I hear you Chad....yessss.....I hear you.....----At least nobody in the DKU does drugs. ----Evil Acorn: "Don't look at me!"Chad: Hey, it's almost midnight! I woke up at 1:30 today! Hahahaha! The reason is because I stayed up until 5:00 AM starting a new game of DK64. I entirely beat Jungle Japes with Donkey and Diddy. It took me an hour and 30 minutes, going really fast! I could complete B-K's Spiral Mountain in 12 minutes! That's why DK64 is better than Banjo. But Banjo is also a great game. REALLY great! In fact, I played a bit of Freezeezy Peak tonight! Did you know that if you look at the night sky in Freezeezy Peak, it MOVES!! Just like how the sky rotates in real life! WHOOO!!!12/13/99Slush: ----Bwa ha ha! Both Chad and I acted the slacker today. C'mon, give us a break. Updating is a tiring thing with no rewards.----Besides, playing DK64 is more fun than doing "work." In fact, why am I still typing when I can be playing DK64? Ask me that, slappy.----I wonder if my Nintendo Power got lost in the mail. Oh well. I don't care. 8.6.....grrr....Chad: Hey! I don't have much to say, because I want to go watch Leno, and you are stopping me from doing so! So Slush and I discussed more on WS: C64, and we updated with a little nice, homey update. And then we pranced around in a field of posies which happened to pop up, and then went on a killing spree through downtown Chicago, and created a half man, half monkey creature that would eventually turn on my just like that Moreau guy, and then I beat Gobi's Valley in my Quest for the Holy Drones. Or maybe only one of those happened. But which one?12/14/99Slush: ----I made Chad do all the hard work on the site today (with help from Our Friend), while I sat back and drank a non-alcholic beverage. Let the good times roll.----It just occured to me. If Y2K does set in, and we don't debut the new Accounts until the first of each month, then what's the use? I mean, I don't believe in Y2K, but what's the use?----Dan Rather: "There is no use. We will all die from Y2K. There is no escaping."----Norton AntiVirus: "Of course. There is no escape. So buy our Y2K protection software for only 100 bucks!"Chad: Woah! It's November 14th and I got a truckload of DK64 merchandise! Oh, happy days! Ahem. That is all.12/15/99Slush: ----In case any of you wondered, I wrote all my Brentilda clues down the first time I played B-K. I found the list the other day, and decided it would be "neat" if the Vine did something with them. So I persuaded Chad to let me do it.----I also finally got my December Nintendo Power in the mail today. 8.6......grrrrrrr....----WARF!----FRAW!Chad: Woah! It's November 15th, and Slush thought up a Brentilda Clues section and I thought up a Trivia section! Horray! We both thought up stuff so the site work is equal and that strangthens the site. So we wished MOONMAN to visit each other tonight, and then we left. I came back to write this because MOONMAN reminded me to do so. Thanks, MOONMAN!MOONMAN: ALWAYS RACE!12/16/99Slush: ----Holy Shnikeys! Go on, say it. Holy Shnikeys! Well, it's something I said a lot in 1992, and for some reason I just remembered. So you are rewarded with the odd saying. ----Somehow, I doubt Chad said Holy Shnikeys in 1992. I said "eep" a whole lot, but I was a moron back then.----I think this Swanky's Strife thing could help pull our site out of the shadows of obscurity.....wait, no it won't! Boobies would, but we're not a porn site.Chad: Hey! Today we launched the first JavaScript application on the Vine! Trivia! It's fun! I like to click wrong answer just to see what happens! Hahaha! Wheeee! Erm, that's all, really. Slush and I talked about how Donkey Kong is not the crusty "role model" ape that he was from DKC2 onward. Since he has a starring role again, his youthful exuberance has been restored! NOW that's all. Really.12/17/99Slush: ----It's the weekend, the weekend, the weekend, the weekend, the weekend, lalalalalala!----Macadamia is a HILLARIOUS WORD!----Donkey Kong!! YAR!! It's VERY LATE, AND I'm CRAZY!!!! MOONMAN, RUFF RUFF!! FURR!!! BWAAHAHAHA!! I CHUCKLE MYSLE FUP SOMETHIMES!!! YEEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEE! QUACKER!Chad: WHOO!!! My Christmas Break begins! Friday! Yeah!!! They say it's better to give than receive, but "they" are the ones who are happy with socks on Christmas. For the rest of us on Earth, ask for everything you desire and then some! I accidentally fell asleep on the floor during the Midnight Hours and Slush was frantically bombarding me with messages to wake me up, but I didn't, and I woke up at 2:30, at which time he was already offline. I feel like an arse. This is the second time this has happened. Oh, well. So good bye.12/18/99Slush: ----Too tired to talk.----This creative account has been brought to you by SirSlush2.----Snore.----No wait, CHAD is the one who has just fallen asleep. He told me to wake him up, but I've been trying for the last thirty minutes and he's about ready to get kicked offline due to inactivity. Ahh, fudge. I give up.Chad: Hah! First day to sleep in of Christmas Break! Lalala! I slept until 11:00, at which time I woke up to eat pizza for breakfast and a few hours later I had leftover pizza for the lunch/dinner meal. I also drank a keg of eggnog. Mmm, I love that eggy noggy goodness! Only a few more shopping days until Christmas, and only a few days after that until we all die! Wheee! I love mocking crazy Y2K people! I performed my own Y2K test and would you like to know what happened? Nothing! It didn't go back in time! It just kept repeating the same day. That's all that will happen. We decided to have a huge Trivia update tomorrow with lots of trivia stuff. And I told Slush that if I ever say I'm going to fall asleep on the floor, he should reply "Go drink caffeine!". That should solve some problems. I have a racord high of 280 on Enguarde's Bonus. That is a very fun bonus game. And on Jetpac, I got to the level where you put together a shuttle, but the stupid UFO's keep getting me. They'll rue the day. Mark my words. They'll rue the day.12/19/99Slush: ----I like typing those "Swanky's Strife" trivia things. I especially typing up the ultra-impossible ones.---I wanted to do "How many ripples of water can be seen in the ocean in Pirate Panic?" but Our Friend wouldn't let me.----When I type something in quotes and it has a question mark at the end, do I need to put a comma as well?Chad: All right. Of course we did the standard daily update, and then we sat around for a while discussing how Banjo-Tooie will probably have released screenshots fairly soon. This was the same time of year DK64 shots were released. Maybe Rare will actually know about it this time. I can't wait to see that T-Rex spell in action!12/20/99Slush: ----BANJO-TOOIE SCREENSHOTS. BANJO-TOOIE SCREENSHOTS! MUMBO PLAYABLE! MUMBO PLAYABLE! DKFKDAJF!!! DKFJDSALFJDAL!!! DAKNFDOAJOAIED!!! !!!! ???? wheeeee!----This is great! This is better than great. I practically flipped out when I got home and I read Chad's e-mail that said to get over to Rare's site pronto.----I can't believe it has better graphics than Donkey Kong 64. Oh well.Chad: AAAHHHHH!!! NO!!! I MUST BE DREAMING! RARE RELEASED BANJO-TOOIE SHOTS TODAY INCLUDING THE T-REX SPELL!!! BWAAA!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!! THE T-REX LOOKS LIKE A RENDER! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY IN THE GAME!!! BWAAA!!! EEEPEEEPEEPERTY!!!!!!12/21/99Slush: ----Why do I always have to quote the Simpsons in all my updates? Especially since the show sucks now.----Tomacco. WHAT THE HELL? I rest my case. Chad: Hmm. I woke up and decided to get online. It wasn't 10 minutes until Slush arrived. We talked for a while about the DKU and eventually updated. The Midnight Hours hit, and we discovered that MOONMAN is actually an ancient god to a tribal civilization, as this carving found on the wall of a temple depicts. And MOONMAN can turn into a stick figure at will! I realized that NDK64 Guy stole one of our renders, and Our Friend got rather angry, having slaved for minutes over it. I tried to reason with him, but he sent an angry letter to NDK64 Guy. Then I realized that NDK64 Guy wrote a derogatory review about Donkey Kong 64. This set me off, so I started writing a feature about why you should not unnecessarily bash games. And the current time is 4:54 A.M., so I'm off to bed. Whoo, I love Christmas vacation.12/22/99Slush: ----One month ago DK64 came out and it was also my birthday. Whoopee!----I read Chad's feature and was impressed. He actually wrote an intelligent piece of assembled text, where I shouted in my latest one "MIYAMOTO IS HITLER!" Not that I really think that. He's more of a Joseph Stalin.----I got something today called an "IsoFlex." It's something you "squeeze" to get rid of anxiety and frustration. I bought it at Spencer's Gifts.----Wait....Spencer's Gifts is where they sell all those sex toys........oh my.----Next month I'll have to write 1/22/00. Well I'll be crap.Chad: Some more crazy stuff went "down". And I'm not sure if it was in the "hood" or not, but, meh.12/23/99Slush: ----Whoohoo! I'm in Scribes once again! In your face............................----....................................................................................----....................................YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!----Other stuff happened today too, but it's not as important. Chad was in Scribes too, but I WAS TOO!!!!Chad: Woah. Hahah! I have to wake up tomorrow at 4:00 AM and it's 2:35 now! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! MOONMAN and Midnight Hours RULES!!!12/24/99Slush: ----Merry Christmas eve to all!----I really don't have time to write much (what else is new? Chad will kill me once he finds out how lousy I've been doing in Accounts). It's CE, so I have to go to my crappy church service and hear how much better Jesus is than us and how we all deserve to burn in Hell.----After that, I'm going around looking at the wonderful K-Mart brand Christmas lights on houses around the area I live. That's actually pretty fun.----Then I have to chain a cannibal to my chimney, just in case (oh, who am I kidding. I don't have an actual chimney).Chad: Yes, yes. Christmas Eve. Though I'm writing this technically on Christmas, (12:59 AM) I don't consider it Christmas until I wake up tomorrow morning. Slush and I didn't talk much because we were off places, but there was a new Banjo-Tooie pic and the Brachiosaur DROOLS!!! You can see DROOL!!! I LOVE RARE!!!12/25/99Slush: ----Merry Christmas to all!----I had a great "old fashioned" Christmas, but I got mostly electronic stuff so it couldn't have been all old fashioned.----I think Santa Claus took a shite in my microwave....Chad: Christmas. Phew, I had a great Christmas. I got a new 3D graphics program! And a bunch of DK64 stuff! That "stuff" will probably be making its way into the Merchandising Campaign some time soon, but now Our Friend and I have to go snap some shots for tonight's feature. G'day.12/26/99Slush: ----Small update today due to day after Christmas laziness. Small account too.----I like the Mario Party 2 box. DK looks like a transvestite though.----I was watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom today. I got it for Christmas, along with the other two Indiana Jones movies (plus a crappy Young Indiana Jones movie). It's my favorite, and why people think it's the worst is a mystery to me.----The minecart in TOD looks almost exactly like the ones in Donkey Kong 64! WOW!Chad: Today was my official goof-off-do-whatever-the-HELL-I-want day. I slept until 2:00 PM and got on the computer after a hearty bowl of Cap'n Crunch. I made a nice 3-D picture with my new graphics software (see to your right) and consequently animated the image. I love this new program! Perhaps I'll make a jungle image as a nice Vine promotion. But that's too far in the future to thing about. Huzzah! And then Slush found the Mario Party 2 box art, so we smeared that over the Updates page. And during the Midnight Hours, Our Friend took a trip to Tahiti and we made him come back so he wouldn't get trapped there. It was discovered that Our Friend was quite the ladies' man. He was checking out some sexy binoculars with very large lenses. Ahem. But then The Dignified Dog Sir Dunks Alot came online somehow and started drudging up old bitter memories that he and Our Friend shared long ago. Finally Sir Dunks Alot left and Our Friend got some sleep. He told us he's happy working on the vine and want to put his past behind him. Hey, there's a dead mosquito in front of my monitor! WOW!12/27/99Slush: ----I'm buggered out after watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 all day. I can't really type much, because all I see are three silhouettes at the bottom of my computer screen.----"Original soundtrack not avaliable. You'll thank us"-----""Your movie today is the Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies." Haha! Nobody out there has any idea what I'm talking about.Chad: WOW!!! Something BIG happened for the site today, but I can't say because it could fall through.... (cough209.15.95.1cough) Anyway, Our Friend and I took some pictures and Slush and I talked about some weird stuff and then I watched Conan O'Brian! He fed a burrito to a television for no good reason! Ahahahahah!!!12/28/99Slush: -----I got my new Nintendo Power in the mail (11 more issues until my two year subscription runs out....hurry up already!). They seem to want to milk Hokeycon for all it's worth. It's dead folks. Get over it.-----Mario Party 2 looks like an incredible game, and I can't wait to play it. But I can, because I'm still playing Donkey Kong 64 (and enjoying it too!)-----Donkey looks like a professional golfer in one of the pictures in the magazine (he's wearing a shirt that looks golf-esque). I guess he did golf in Mario Golf, because if it was called Mario Bowling he wouldn't have golfed, would he?Chad: Aha! I knew it! It did fall through. Maybe. I'll know on Thursday. I was playing that Link's Quest Adventure Dream whatever game on Game Boy, and suddenly Link started humping a tree! I couldn't get him to stop! Finally he let go and I moved him over to a house...and he started humping a window! What's going on? There's something wrong in Miyamoto's mind, isn't there? Then I watched Conan and Jesse Ventura said that midgets should be kept as pets. That show is insane! WHOO! And then there was a commercial for King Caskets! There was an old guy talking about caskets! It was very funny! Hee hee hee....12/29/99Slush: ----Looking past at my 28 previous days in this month's addition of Accounts, I see I really gave it a half arsed effort. Chad has no doubt blown me away in length and entertainment yet AGAIN. DOMN IT!!! Oh, well. There's always next month.----MEATS OF THE WORLD USED AS MOIST NAPS! That's from one of Nickelodeon's last great shows before they became "wholesome," The Adventures of Pete and Pete. So maybe the quality decreased in the third and last season (with the departure of Artie The Strongest Man In the World), but it was hillarious. On New Year's Eve, I'm going to go back in time to avoid Y2K, similar to what Little Pete did on the time warp episode.Chad: Not much today....... except that big surprise I said fell through.... It didn't fall through after all! You all get to see it the same day as these accounts! Lalala! That's all.12/30/99Slush: ----Shudder.....I hope I'll wake up in the morning. As I will sleep, the year 2000 will arrive for some countries, which means I'll die before dawn.----That's actually scaring me (at least the thought of it is). I strongly believe nothing will happen, but you never know. I ate a bad piece of cheese tonight. That could kill me in itself.Chad: Whoo! I just got done finishing setting up the big surprise for two days from now! Yahoo! As a consequence, though, we weren't able to do a complete checklist. But it will be completed tomorrow. And some remote Pacific island gets to see the year 2000 in a few hours. And Conan O'Brian is about to come on. So goodbye. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! (snicker)12/31/99Slush: ----Well....I guess it's the end of time, isn't it?----Y2K won't do anything. At least it better not. No, it won't. Or will it?----I AM XEDD, THE THIRD HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE. FEAR ME!!!----For the last time, get away from my computer Uncle Ched!----And a special message to Boris Yeltsin: Don't spend all your free time drinking! You don't need that, pal.Chad: I'm alive! Take that, all you Y2K crazies! What are you going to do with 300 gallons of bottled water NOW? AHAHAHAHA!!! The date of this Account says 12/31/99, but actually I'm writing this at 2 AM on 1/1/00. YAWN. The future is boring. I was expecting to be riding a hoverbike by now. Oh, and just so you know, that "big surprise" was not canceled, but it has been delayed. So when you're reading this, just know that the surprise will be coming in a few days to come. That is to say, that it might possibly already be here but who's to say if it isn't then it could be..Our Friend: Slap! |
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