| 6 Cups Confirmed. | |
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By Sparky Z
Date: 9/21/2003, 19:10:39 | Cue the Folgers and baseball references. |
| IGN Interviews Rare by E-mail. | |
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By Sparky Z
Date: 9/21/2003, 18:41:19 | Might as well just be a one-on-one episode of scribes. |
| MK:DD Blowout! | |
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By Saf
Date: 9/18/2003, 17:11:48 | I left off the exclamations. They suck, anyhow |
| Guh-Huh! | |
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By Chiphead
Date: 9/11/2003, 22:11:48 | If you don't buy Grunty's Revenge, the terrorists have already won. |
| Nintendo Makes AOL Its Bitch | |
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By Chiphead
Date: 9/10/2003, 21:37:43 | Online games? For GameCube? Impossible! |
| Mario Party 5 Boxart Revealed | |
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By Behonkiss
Date: 9/10/2003, 21:08:08 | OMGWTF! |
| Even More Grunty's Revenge News | |
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By Saf
Date: 9/5/2003, 15:11:12 | Shooting down some fansite rumours... |
| New Grunty's Revenge Details | |
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By Chiphead
Date: 8/28/2003, 23:31:13 | What a boring article title. |
| New Mario Party Release Date | |
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By Chiphead
Date: 8/14/2003, 20:17:29 | ...if anyone cares. |
| Donkey Konga?! | |
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By Sean
Date: 8/13/2003, 13:55:39 | The Four Horsemen have their sign. Head for the hills! |
| B-K: GR given Boxart | |
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By Sparky Z
Date: 8/11/2003, 23:13:30 | I drop EVERYTHING and tell you about it. |
| Rare and THQ Rock My Pants | |
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By Sean
Date: 8/11/2003, 22:38:11 | More Rare GBA news than you can shake an inanimate carbon rod at. |
| Donkey Kong Developer Revealed | |
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By Chiphead
Date: 8/7/2003, 12:59:58 | And no, it's not Rare, Retro, HAL, Camelot, Silicon Knights, Sonic Team, Amusement Vision, Neversoft, or Bungie. |
| Smash Bros. Smashed? | |
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By Sean
Date: 8/6/2003, 16:23:10 | Important guy leaves, idiots freak out. |
| BK:GR Given Definate Release Date | |
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By Sean
Date: 8/5/2003, 17:46:36 | Like the last article, only different. |
| BK:GR Given Release Date | |
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By Sparky Z
Date: 7/30/2003, 23:51:02 | ...and sexy pictures of Klobber. |
| Hit the Links | |
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By Sean
Date: 7/28/2003, 15:44:38 | Toadstool Tour is out. WITH DIDDY OMG LOL! |
| Nintendo goes commercial. | |
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By Sparky Z
Date: 7/26/2003, 17:25:23 | Mostly just a test of the news system. |
| Diddy Tees Off | |
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By Sean
Date: 7/23/2003, 13:58:14 | Tiger Woods, eat your frickin' heart out. |
| Small bear overcomes fear of heights. | |
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By Klobber
Date: 7/21/2003, 20:32:23 | Have plane, will travel. |
| People Like DKC GBA | |
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By Sean
Date: 7/21/2003, 14:05:56 | Take that, you retro hippies. |
| Meaningless Drivel | |
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By Sparky Z
Date: 7/14/2003, 19:09:06 | ...and what was hidden inside it. |
| They Didn't Save the Tediz's Brains | |
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By Behonkiss
Date: 7/14/2003, 17:14:49 | Loveday spills the beans on the chronology of C:L&U's new mode and characters. |
| Race to the Finish Line | |
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By Sean
Date: 6/25/2003, 19:14:17 | Can you find a crappier headline then that? |
| Donkey Kong Country Released | |
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By Chiphead
Date: 6/10/2003, 12:56:38 | ...for the third time. |
| DKC GBA Released in Europe | |
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By Sean
Date: 6/6/2003, 20:37:16 | The death toll has not yet been tallied, but it is feared that it will be "beyond our comprehension". |
| Spaceworld Cancelled!!! | |
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By Sparky Z
Date: 6/5/2003, 15:41:19 | Is it just me, or is there a glitch in the Matrix? |
| Rare =/= Nintendo? | |
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By Our Friend
Date: 5/2/2002, 23:16:34 | Gay Carl on recent developments: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" |
| Rosie O'Donnell, Green Goop and Mario Kart! | |
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By Andrey
Date: 4/26/2002, 00:35:18 | Mario Kart Super Circuit competes against Harry Potter and wins, for some reason. |
| Crazy Kittens Make My Elephant Minty | |
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By Andrey
Date: 3/19/2002, 23:31:02 | Star Fox cabbage lobster November Release panther diaper kitchenette sandwich lipstick |
| Mario Party 3 Wins Award | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 3/8/2002, 23:14:41 | Staff ashamed that this was possible. |
| Me Japanese, Me Play Joke... | |
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By Slush
Date: 3/7/2002, 15:57:10 | ...me put pee-pee in your Coke. |
| The Fall of the House of Nintendo Continues | |
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By Slush
Date: 3/1/2002, 21:59:33 | The coolest NOA staffer defects to Microsoft; looting and rioting in the streets. |
| StarFox Adventures Television Commercial Debuts! | |
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By Slush
Date: 2/26/2002, 15:28:46 | Haw, no. |
| Sonic the Road-Hog | |
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By Andrey
Date: 2/23/2002, 14:13:57 | Mario Kart GCN in bed with Sonic. Imagine what the children will look like. |
| Cut Us When We're Numb | |
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By Chad
Date: 2/12/2002, 18:33:08 | StarFox Adventures has finally been endowed with a finite release date! |
| No Star Fox? Denied! | |
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By Slush
Date: 1/29/2002, 23:33:02 | We may not see the anticipated game until much later than originally planned. |
| Is That a Banana In Your Pocket? | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 1/22/2002, 22:58:16 | "...or are you trying to save on long distance?" |
| Chameleonic Logo Spotted | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 1/20/2002, 19:46:16 | Thanks to special information secretly obtained, we've discovered that the Rare Star Fox Adventures logo is actually a genetically produced chameleonic hybrid. |
| Maybe? | |
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By Slush
Date: 1/18/2002, 13:32:15 | Will the greatest game of all time return on a different platform? |
| Nintendo to Fans: "HAPPY &^@%*$ NEW YEAR!" | |
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By Andrey
Date: 1/7/2002, 18:38:12 | Stuff this up your stocking and spin on it! |
| SFA Is Krystal Clear (copyright Chad) | |
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By Andrey
Date: 12/28/2001, 14:59:44 | Is her name Krystal, or Crystal? Buggered if we know. |
| Quadruple Your Pleasure | |
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By Chad
Date: 12/28/2001, 14:40:28 | Or, if you're like the rest of the world, your agony. |
| Rare Ditches Nintendo? | |
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By Chad
Date: 12/20/2001, 23:07:31 | Sure, when pigs fly. Disregard Hogwash. |
| SSBM Released, Gamers Relieved | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 12/4/2001, 02:02:05 | Millions of Nintendo GAMECUBE gamers around the US breathe a huge sigh of relief as Nintendo decides to release the damned game. |
| Cranky Makes a Cameo.... | |
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By Slush
Date: 11/21/2001, 19:07:34 | ...in a cameo game. |
| F**k! | |
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By Slush
Date: 11/8/2001, 22:58:25 | Sites jump the gun, causing a domino effect across the Internet. |
| Just When You Thought They'd Spoiled It All... | |
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By Andrey
Date: 11/6/2001, 00:16:07 | Super Smash Bros Melee? But I thought we already knew absolutely everything about this game! Nope. Here's some more depressing news. |
| Who Doesn't Want Waldorf Bedsheets? | |
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By Chad
Date: 11/6/2001, 23:25:41 | At last, a news item that we're actually interested in. |
| SSBM: Instant Variety | |
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By Chad
Date: 11/2/2001, 23:54:14 | Watch as HAL rotates the camera a little and makes two original stages! |
| Super Smash Bros. Melee Box Art Resucked | |
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By Slush
Date: 11/2/2001, 23:11:56 | A new version rears its ugly head... although not nearly as ugly as before. |
| Conker's BAFTA Fur Day | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 10/28/2001, 06:23:46 | I really wish I could have come up with a better title... |
| Monkey Purchases Holiday Home | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 10/17/2001, 19:19:50 | Residents outraged, concerned for the environment. |
| SFA Gets Date, Vine Staffer Gets Suicidal | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 10/16/2001, 03:26:55 | Oh, the humanity! |
| 4Kids Makes DK Their Bitch | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 10/12/2001, 01:20:27 | Nintendo whores out DK to 4Kids! Expect Wizpig Massage Kits next month. |
| Guess Which GBA Sequel to DKR is Delayed? | |
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By Andrey
Date: 10/9/2001, 22:12:00 | It's got planes in it. I guess they think it's inappropriate. |
| Dinosaur + Planet + News = Bad | |
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By Andrey
Date: 10/6/2001, 23:59:49 | Seriously, when's the last time we had some genuinely positive Star Fox Adventures: Dinosaur Planet News? Well, why start now, eh? |
| Garden Gnomes Take What's Ours | |
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By Andrey
Date: 9/22/2001, 19:35:20 | Nintendo's shrewd marketing department make another completely logical business decision. More crack, Mr. Miyamoto? |
| Luigi's In Super Smash Bros. Melee | |
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By Slush
Date: 9/20/2001, 22:20:28 | We make no attempts to be fair and balanced reporters, when we say as DKU fans... "we don't care." |
| Coconuts and Crack | |
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By Chad
Date: 9/16/2001, 02:08:40 | Not just a great smuggling technique any more! |
| Super Smash Bros. Melee's Box Art | |
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By Slush
Date: 9/8/2001, 20:09:15 | Wait, you mean this is just a Mario game? |
| Over 20 Mascots Kicking Each Others' Faces In | |
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By Chad
Date: 9/8/2001, 23:56:47 | The official Smash Bros. Melee site has gone semi-live, but this isn't without a nice revelation. |
| Nameless Hillbilly Kong Gets the Shaft? | |
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By Slush
Date: 9/3/2001, 18:44:37 | Scribes question gets answer; not looking good for the hick from Diddy Kong Pilot. |
| Mario Kart Super Circuit Released | |
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By Chad
Date: 8/27/2001, 20:53:50 | Gamers everywhere wonder why the hell "Super" is in the title. |
| Rated T for Testicular Rippage | |
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By Chad
Date: 8/24/2001, 18:05:02 | The only good news to come out of Spaceworld isn't really news at all. Whoo! |
| Super Smash Bros. Melee Delayed | |
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By Chad
Date: 8/23/2001, 00:35:41 | (repositions ass for next kick) |
| GAMECUBE Delayed | |
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By Chad
Date: 8/23/2001, 00:17:33 | *cue X-Box fanboy slander* |
| 2002 is the Year of the Fox | |
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By Chad
Date: 8/22/2001, 17:16:23 | And guess which game has been delayed in order to celebrate it... |
| Donkey Kong Country 2: The Version That Never Was | |
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By Slush
Date: 8/13/2001, 09:44:11 | Leigh Loveday admits to scrapped Virtual Boy version... or does he? |
| Three Up for Space World 2K1 | |
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By Chad
Date: 7/26/2001, 22:13:31 | The numbers are in, and the DKU will be pretty sadly represented at this year's Space World |
| Dino Planet SNES Confirmations. Shat. | |
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By Andrey
Date: 6/27/2001, 04:12:15 | Yeah, I guess it's true. Still confusing, though. Rare wouldn't dare...although the words rhyme. |
| Dino Planet Mentioned in Star Fox? | |
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By Chad
Date: 6/25/2001, 18:16:55 | Just when you thought it was safe to bash Miyamoto's continuity... |
| Masahiro Sakuri Says Nothing In Particular | |
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By Andrey
Date: 6/24/2001, 15:37:24 | Tendobox printed an interview with Smash Bros bigwig Sakuri on what may have been yesterday. He said some stuff. |
| Mario Kart Advance gets a Name | |
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By Chad
Date: 6/17/2001, 03:23:29 | Get the skinny on Nintendo's most original game EVER. |
| IGN Mention Dixie in DoKR. I Scratch Arse. | |
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By Andrey
Date: 6/14/2001, 23:01:10 | Sure, IGNCube may have said that Dixie is in Donkey Kong Racing, but that's taken out of context. |
| Rool and Dixie Spotted on the Cube | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 6/10/2001, 02:19:27 | What? More DKU Characters on the Cube? When will this maddness end? Never, hopefully. |
| Klaptrap To Star In Own Game | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 6/2/2001, 05:17:52 | Truth, or not? You really wanna click now, don't you? |
| The Lines of Real-Time and FMV are Blurred | |
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By Chad
Date: 5/30/2001, 13:59:20 | It looks like the Donkey Kong Racing demo may not have been as impressive as we thought. |
| Cap Your Friends in the Ass! | |
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By Chad
Date: 5/25/2001, 22:58:44 | Courtesy Nintendo Power, a quick run-down of the multiplayer support in Rare's GBA titles. |
| 24 Smashers in November? | |
|
By Chad
Date: 5/22/2001, 14:14:14 | Both a description of Super Smash Bros. Melee and Slush's Thanksgiving dinner. |
| Midget Anorexic and Alcohol Abusive Redhead Visit Australia | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 5/21/2001, 07:31:04 | Friday Night Only! |
| Seventeen Brothers? | |
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By Andrey
Date: 5/19/2001, 18:45:00 | Tendo Box have a clue about how many characters will be available in Melee. A very vague, inconclusive clue. |
| Diddy in Mario Party 4? | |
|
By Chad
Date: 5/18/2001, 19:35:28 | A superbely cryptic sentence from the Mario Party 3 site proves that Rarewhere isn't the only ambiguous game in town. |
| Two New for Cameo | |
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By Chad
Date: 5/17/2001, 23:47:57 | Two new cameo DKU games are confirmed, and half of them look great! |
| DIXIE!!! | |
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By Chad
Date: 5/16/2001, 17:32:48 | WHOOO!!! |
| Banjo-Threeie? Erm.. NO! | |
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By Chad
Date: 5/16/2001, 17:00:33 | Banjo-Threeie this ain't. But it's very sexy regardless. |
| Donkey Kong Coconut Crackers | |
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By Slush
Date: 5/16/2001, 15:30:38 | We're breathless: Another new DKU game from Rare revealed at the E to the ³. |
| Expresso and Taj and Kiddy, Oh My!! | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 5/16/2001, 08:44:51 | You thought Diddy Kong Racing was good? Take a look at his big buddy's driving... |
| The Games List Runneth Over | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 5/16/2001, 02:43:21 | Portable pleasure overload!! |
| Star Fox Adventures: Dinosaur Planet. Movie. | |
|
By Chad
Date: 5/16/2001, 01:42:50 | Oh. My. God. |
| Super Smash Bros. Melee | |
|
By Slush
Date: 5/15/2001, 22:15:11 | Again, from Nintendojo. That's what we have to do considering we have no inside sources this year (Ben couldn't make it). |
| Star Fox: Dinosaur Planet | |
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By Slush
Date: 5/15/2001, 22:10:16 | According to Nintendojo, it's official. |
| Sabre-Wulf at E³ Almost a Given | |
|
By Chad
Date: 5/15/2001, 10:38:00 | It's time for another round of the domain registry guessing game! Winners will be pounded in the trachea. |
| Details on a Secret Rare Game! | |
|
By Chad
Date: 5/14/2001, 07:17:25 | We swing into full on mooch-mode in style. |
| GCN Logo Revealed - Wallpaper Within | |
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By Chad
Date: 5/13/2001, 17:23:23 | It's not technically DKU news, but now you can properly prepare your desktop for E³. |
| Size Doesn't Matter. | |
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By Slush
Date: 5/12/2001, 21:19:12 | We WISH that were true... |
| Mario Party 3 is crap. GET READY FOR MARIO PARTY 4! | |
|
By Chad
Date: 5/11/2001, 16:28:07 | Doesn't anybody else here know how to submit news? |
| IGN Insider clue suggests DP = SFA. | |
|
By Chad
Date: 5/11/2001, 15:52:44 | The cosmic plotline tennis game continues. |
| Idiot Press Bashes Conker Senseless | |
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By Chad
Date: 5/11/2001, 00:00:36 | Once again, the hideously uninformed mainstream press defames Conker's Bad Fur Day. I slightly editorialize. |
| Hudson Soft, Unoriginality Be Thy Name | |
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By Chad
Date: 5/7/2001, 20:42:01 | Guess which game was released today! |
| DK Rolls Into E³, Says Kaplan | |
|
By Chad
Date: 5/6/2001, 21:53:29 | It was the best I could copy, paste, and slightly alter. Just click the bloody link. |
| Conker Goes Down on the Down Under | |
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By Chad
Date: 5/3/2001, 22:04:11 | Didgeridoo sales at an all-time high. |
| DK Rolls Onto Cube, Says Kaplan | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 5/3/2001, 21:18:05 | Ugh, it was the best I could come up with. Just click the bloody link. |
| DP Disappears. Millions Panic Temporarily. | |
|
By Andrey
Date: 5/3/2001, 20:58:32 | Rare have smitten their own website clean of any Dinosaur Planet info. IGN is baffled. We calm you down. |
| Super Smash Bros. 2 is Coming... | |
|
By Slush
Date: 4/30/2001, 23:02:56 | Let's pray for Diddy. |
| Rare Makes a Kameo Appearance | |
|
By Chad
Date: 4/23/2001, 10:00:08 | Recent trademark registrations from Rare could hint at a new DKU game. |
| It's About Time! | |
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By Aussie Ben
Date: 4/18/2001, 23:17:33 | Success! Nintendo stays true to promise and delays GAMECUBE! |
| More on Conker's OBD | |
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By Chad
Date: 4/11/2001, 08:14:27 | This interview contains spoilers, so if you're completely crap at CBFD, you may not want to read it. |
| Conker Conquers Chain-Rentals | |
|
By Chad
Date: 4/7/2001, 01:06:02 | --enter clever strapline here to make up for cliched article title-- |
| Crocodile Dundee in L.A. | |
|
By Slush
Date: 4/02/2001, 22:78:11 | And Conker in Australia... |
| Rare to Blow Away GBA Competition | |
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By Chad
Date: 3/25/2001, 01:38:22 | And then they'll beat them. |
| The Running of the Squirrels | |
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By Chad
Date: 3/06/2001, 22:23:58 | Conker's looking sag-eyed and droopy-tailed... Because he's drunk. |
| NO. | |
|
By Chad
Date: 3/03/2001, 04:44:57 | Star Fox Adventures can go f-ck itself. |
| More Conker News Than You Can Shake Your Stick At | |
|
By Slush
Date: 3/01/2001, 22:13:26 | In unrelated news, top Clinton aides opposed the Rich pardon. |
| The Planet Is Cubed | |
|
By Aussie Ben
Date: 2/27/2001, 09:51:06 | After much rumour and speculation, we have confirmation that Dinosaur Planet will indeed be heading to the Nintendo GAMECUBE for the launch later this year. |
| Conker Attempts to Break Wilt Chamberlin's Record | |
|
By Slush
Date: 2/22/2001, 22:13:24 | And watch him search for Our Friend's favorite type of nuts, in this delightful bit of news (may not be suitable for children and overly sensitive folk) |
| GameCube gets ConKer? | |
|
By Chad
Date: 2/20/2001, 22:33:46 | New trademarks suggest that Rare has big plans for the socially gifted squirrel. |
| Em Kay Ay and Jee Bee Ay Get Release Date | |
|
By Chad
Date: 2/15/2001, 19:17:34 | The North American Game Boy Advance launch date is set, and with it comes Mario Kart Advance. |
| Eight Charged With Disturbance Of The Peace | |
|
By Aussie Ben
Date: 2/14/2001, 22:24:12 | Neighbours say it was started by Mafia brothers in overalls and plumbing boots. |
| And Now For Something Completely Different... | |
|
By Chad
Date: 2/13/2001, 23:12:43 | What's all this, then? Conker's Bad Fur Day in Europe? |
| Conker's Whorehouse Revamped | |
|
By Aussie Ben
Date: 2/13/2001, 21:55:57 | Complete with whipped cream and leather whips! |
| Mario Wages War on Mario | |
|
By Chad
Date: 2/9/2001, 00:41:11 | ...and the prize is nothing short of a Game Boy Advance launch spot. |
| First is the Worst, Second is the Best... | |
|
By Chad
Date: 2/2/2001, 22:45:35 | Donkey Kong Country makes its sexy, sexy debut on the Famitsu sales chart. |
| Dinosaurs Resurrected! | |
|
By Aussie Ben
Date: 2/2/2001, 21:07:22 | John Hammond has made an amazing contribution to science by bringing back dinosaurs to life. Amazing details inside! |
| Yes, We Ripped This Off Of IGN64 Too... | |
|
By Slush
Date: 1/30/2001, 22:32:02 | ...a slight drop of added detail about IGN64's Las Vegas Conker promotional thingo. |
| IGN Gets All Sensual With The DKU | |
|
By Slush
Date: 1/28/2001, 23:02:20 | We're running out of catchy headlines... |
| More Conker Wackiness | |
|
By Slush
Date: 1/25/2001, 22:39:15 | IGN64 reveals some more hilarious scenarios for Conker's Bad Fur Day. |
| Siegfried sez: ''I love zah squirrel!'' | |
|
By Chad
Date: 1/24/2001, 00:40:05 | Following a short trip to Las Vegas to play Conker's Bad Fur Day, IGN64 returns with the goods. |
| Conker Skips the Homeland? | |
|
By Chad
Date: 1/20/2001, 21:52:34 | We all know how slow Nintendo of Europe's marketing is, but will Conker's Bad Fur Day even show up? |
| Get Pissed With Conker | |
|
By Aussie Ben
Date: 1/20/2001, 01:23:15 | ...No, not angry, you fool. Get DRUNK. IGN64 will have 24 hours of straight Conker - while totally plastered. |
| A hot little number whores itself out to the public. | |
|
By Slush
Date: 1/16/2001, 22:25:13 | All the sordid details inside! |
| Mario Kart Advance Takes To The Waves | |
|
By Aussie Ben
Date: 1/13/2001, 11:43:42 | ...the airwaves that is. Nintendo of Japan has announced that Mario Kart Advance will be compatible with the soon-to-be-released GB Mobile Adaptor. |
| Uhhh.... | |
|
By Slush
Date: 1/13/2001, 11:41:22 | ...uh...how to get the secrets in Banjo-Kazooie...we guess... |
| Good News For MP3 Players | |
|
By Chad
Date: 1/11/2001, 22:42:24 | The Japan release has come and gone, and Mario Pario 3 finally gets a stateside release date. |
| Conker's Art Still In Progress | |
|
By Aussie Ben
Date: 1/11/2001, 22:08:03 | IGN64 has discovered that the box art found on Nintendo's Canadian website is not the actual finalized art. |
| Tennis...In A Box! | |
|
By Aussie Ben
Date: 1/11/2001, 05:26:52 | In a shocking revelation, the Mario Tennis (GBC) Box Art has been unveiled on Nintendo's Canadian Homepage. |
| Mario Tennis (Game Boy Color) Commerical Debuts | |
|
By Slush
Date: 1/8/2001, 21:48:49 | A short television ad shows off an animated Donkey Kong and Mario playing, obviously, tennis. |
| Connection Protection | |
|
By Chad
Date: 1/7/2001, 22:16:36 | An official report from Nintendo confirms the Banjo-Kazooie / Banjo-Tooie connection, but mum continues to be the word. |
| A Face To Go With The Game | |
|
By Chad
Date: 1/3/2001, 23:57:26 | Adding to the recent truckload of CBFD news, Conker's Bad Fur Day gets an official box cover. |
| Conker's Release Date Pushed Back (Sort of) | |
|
By Slush
Date: 1/3/2001, 22:28:14 | The official BFD site goes against its previous word. |
| Nintendo Reveals More Details of BFD Story | |
|
By Slush
Date: 1/3/2001, 15:55:57 | A quick little call to Nintendo sheds more light on Conker's latest quest. |
| The Web gets Squirrely | |
|
By Chad
Date: 1/1/2001, 19:07:18 | The numbers may be small, but Conker's Bad Fur Day's release is sure to be well-marketed. |