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	EDITORIALS -Viva Pinata: Corporate Marketing Scheme Gone Wrong, Or Genuinely Filled With Fun? (Mark) -The Kiddy Taboo (Mark) -The Root of Our Problems (Sean) -SHIT Happens (Sean) -I Hate Retro Pussies (Sean) -The Rebirth (Behonkiss) -Liberal Bias (Slush) -Happy Thoughts (Sparky Z) -Pointing The Finger (Sean) -Brave New World (Behonkiss) -Denouement (Chad) -All Those Years Ago... (Andrey) -The Fox on the Ground (Andrey) -What the HELL? (Chad) -Andrey's Totally Random Late-Night DKU Abuse Part 3: Gameboy Advance- An Oxymoron? (Andrey) -Bad Miyamotor Skills (Andrey) -Crash and Kong: Strange Bedfellows (Aussie Ben) -Andrey's Totally Random Late-Night DKU Abuse Part 2: Crap To the Future (Andrey) -Andrey's Totally Random Late-Night DKU Abuse (Andrey) -The Gradual Death of "Cutesy" Games (Chad) -I Went Saucy In My Panties (Slush) -RTDKCCS: HITMVSACMTBMHIACCO (Slush) -The Second Banana (Chad) -Booty Lube, Or Why I Stopped Worrying And Decided To Whine About GameShark (Slush) -The Theory of Evolution (Chad) -Attention Hate Filled Donkey Kong 64 Internet Critics (Slush) SPECIALS -Why Being Hypnotized In New York Was Better Than Nintendo’s Press Conference (Mark) -Pre-E3 2008 DKU Speculation: The Calm Before The Storm (Mark) -The Lost Candiosity-Filled Pocket Paradise Interview Questions (Mark) -The Brawl Tournament Experience (Mark) -The Smashed Update (Jeremy) -Disappointing Necrophiliacs The World Over: The DKU New Year’s Forecast 2008 (Mark) -Donkey Kong Country 2 Is Better Than Your Favorite Game (Slush, staff, and forum members) -Bitching About Brawl (Bob O. Friend) -Pre-E3 2007 DKU Speculation: The Storm Before The Calm (Mark) -Donkey Konga Bitch Festival - (Satanic) Imagery Slam! (forum members) -Donkey Konga Bitch Festival - Poetry Slam! (forum members) -DKJV Radio's Greatest Hits (full staff) -The 4th Annual Not-so-New Years Forecast: 2003 - Looking Ahead Through Miles of Swamp Gas (full staff) -The End (Slush and Chad) -The Third Annual Arseademy Awards (full staff) -The 3rd Annual DKU New Years Forecast: 2002 - A Year of Bottled Funk (full staff) -In the Flash (full staff, but mostly Ben) -Andrey Internationale (Andrey) -Mr. T vs. Donkey Kong (Chad) -April Fools 2001: Cleffa's Wigglytuff Pokemon Bonanza (Chad and Ben) -The Second Annual Arseademy Awards (full staff) -Mobile Madness: DKU Ringtones (Aussie Ben) -Super Smash Bros. 2: I Did It My Way (Slush) -Never Trust Grinning Barrels (Aussie Ben) -The 2nd Annual DKU New Years Forecast: 2001 - A Space Odyssey (full staff) -Belcha: A Tribute (Slush) -Fun With Pass A Story: The Epic Donkey Kong [Not A] Cock-And-Bull Story (Elvis and Slick Monty) -The First Annual Arseademy Awards (full staff) -Our DKU Dream Game (Chad and Slush) -The 1st Annual DKU New Years Forecast: 2000 o' Fun (full staff) -Running The Five Day Gauntlet: DK64's Impeding Arrival (Chad and Slush) -How Donkey Kong Country Changed the Videogame Industry (Chad and Slush) -My Donkey Kong 64 Reservation Experience (Slush) LISTS -DKU Thanksgiving Special 2007 (Mark) -Top Ten DKU Fearbringers 5: Trekking down to the Euphamism (full staff) -Top Ten DKU Fearbringers 4: Waltz of the Necrophile (full staff) -Top Ten DKU Fearbringers 3: Beating an Undead Horse (full staff) -Ten More Top DKU Melodies -Completely Pointless [And Often Harmful] Fun Things To Do (Chad) -Oddities (Chad) -Top Ten DKU Characters We Should See In BFD (Slush) -Pantswatch (Chad) -Top Ten DKU Fearbringers 2: Electric Bugaloo (full staff) -Cult Followings: Stupid Characters, Insane Underground Popularity (Slush and Chad) -Top Ten DKU Melodies (full staff) -The Rogues Gallery (full staff) -Top Ten DKU Holiday Thingos (full staff) -Happy Halloween: Top Ten DKU Fearbringers (full staff) -Top Ten DKU Characters We Should See In DK64 (Slush and Chad) EXPOSÉS -Here There Be Monsters (Klobber) -What the Fuck? -I'm Sorry: Behind the Scenes of Popular Cameo Games (Aussie Ben) -25 Reasons To Buy An Xbox Over a GAMECUBE (Slush) -I Want To Believe (Chad and Slush) -A Look at the B-K/B-T Connection Crisis (full staff) -To Insanity and Back: How I Wasted $300 on Worthless DKU Memoribilia (Chad) -Virtual Boy: The System That Should've, But Couldn't (Slush) -~~DKVINE~~ DIVINE: Examining Religion Among The Megabytes (Slush) -The Definitive Species (full staff) -It's All Relative: How the Kongs Relate to Each Other (full staff) SATIRE -What Obscure Donkey Kong Character Are You? (Chad) -DKJV Live Editorial: Episode 1 (Andrey) -A Call for Acceptance (Andrey) -The Wario Brothers: Hitler's Lackeys? (Chad) -Sitting Down With Ron the Gamer (Chad) CRAP WE'D JUST AS SOON FORGET -Ten Things I Hate About [the DK-] U (Saf as Lankydavid) -Dilapidated, Antiquated Accounts (Chad and Slush)


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