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EDITORIALS
-The State of Rare, and What That Means To The DKU (Mark)
-Viva Pinata: Corporate Marketing Scheme Gone Wrong, Or Genuinely Filled With Fun? (Mark)
-The Kiddy Taboo (Mark)
-The Root of Our Problems (Sean)
-SHIT Happens (Sean)
-I Hate Retro Pussies (Sean)
-The Rebirth (Behonkiss)
-Liberal Bias (Slush)
-Happy Thoughts (Sparky Z)
-Pointing The Finger (Sean)
-Brave New World (Behonkiss)
-Denouement (Chad)
-All Those Years Ago... (Andrey)
-The Fox on the Ground (Andrey)
-What the HELL? (Chad)
-Andrey's Totally Random Late-Night DKU Abuse Part 3: Gameboy Advance- An Oxymoron? (Andrey)
-Bad Miyamotor Skills (Andrey)
-Crash and Kong: Strange Bedfellows (Aussie Ben)
-Andrey's Totally Random Late-Night DKU Abuse Part 2: Crap To the Future (Andrey)
-Andrey's Totally Random Late-Night DKU Abuse (Andrey)
-The Gradual Death of "Cutesy" Games (Chad)
-I Went Saucy In My Panties (Slush)
-RTDKCCS: HITMVSACMTBMHIACCO (Slush)
-The Second Banana (Chad)
-Booty Lube, Or Why I Stopped Worrying And Decided To Whine About GameShark (Slush)
-The Theory of Evolution (Chad)
-Attention Hate Filled Donkey Kong 64 Internet Critics (Slush)


SPECIALS
-The Top Ten DKU Games of the DKade (Mark)
-Ports That’d Make Sailors Proud: The DKU New Year’s Forecast 2009 (Mark)
-Why Being Hypnotized In New York Was Better Than Nintendo’s Press Conference (Mark)
-Pre-E³ 2008 DKU Speculation : The Calm Before The Storm (Mark)
-The Lost Candiosity-Filled Pocket Paradise Interview Questions (Mark)
-The Brawl Tournament Experience (Mark)
-The Smashed Update (Jeremy)
-Disappointing Necrophiliacs The World Over: The DKU New Year’s Forecast 2008 (Mark)
-Donkey Kong Country 2 Is Better Than Your Favorite Game (Slush, staff, and forum members)
-Bitching About Brawl (Bob O. Friend)
-Pre-E3 2007 DKU Speculation: The Storm Before The Calm (Mark)
-Donkey Konga Bitch Festival - (Satanic) Imagery Slam! (forum members)
-Donkey Konga Bitch Festival - Poetry Slam! (forum members)
-DKJV Radio's Greatest Hits (full staff)
-The 4th Annual Not-so-New Years Forecast: 2003 - Looking Ahead Through Miles of Swamp Gas (full staff)
-The End (Slush and Chad)
-The Third Annual Arseademy Awards (full staff)
-The 3rd Annual DKU New Years Forecast: 2002 - A Year of Bottled Funk (full staff)
-In the Flash (full staff, but mostly Ben)
-Andrey Internationale (Andrey)
-Mr. T vs. Donkey Kong (Chad)
-April Fools 2001: Cleffa's Wigglytuff Pokemon Bonanza (Chad and Ben)
-The Second Annual Arseademy Awards (full staff)
-Mobile Madness: DKU Ringtones (Aussie Ben)
-Super Smash Bros. 2: I Did It My Way (Slush)
-Never Trust Grinning Barrels (Aussie Ben)
-The 2nd Annual DKU New Years Forecast: 2001 - A Space Odyssey (full staff)
-Belcha: A Tribute (Slush)
-Fun With Pass A Story: The Epic Donkey Kong [Not A] Cock-And-Bull Story (Elvis and Slick Monty)
-The First Annual Arseademy Awards (full staff)
-Our DKU Dream Game (Chad and Slush)
-The 1st Annual DKU New Years Forecast: 2000 o' Fun (full staff)
-Running The Five Day Gauntlet: DK64's Impeding Arrival (Chad and Slush)
-How Donkey Kong Country Changed the Videogame Industry (Chad and Slush)
-My Donkey Kong 64 Reservation Experience (Slush)


LISTS
-DKU Thanksgiving Special 2008 (Mark)
-DKU Thanksgiving Special 2007 (Mark)
-Top Ten DKU Fearbringers 5: Trekking down to the Euphamism (full staff)
-Top Ten DKU Fearbringers 4: Waltz of the Necrophile (full staff)
-Top Ten DKU Fearbringers 3: Beating an Undead Horse (full staff)
-Ten More Top DKU Melodies
-Completely Pointless [And Often Harmful] Fun Things To Do (Chad)
-Oddities (Chad)
-Top Ten DKU Characters We Should See In BFD (Slush)
-Pantswatch (Chad)
-Top Ten DKU Fearbringers 2: Electric Bugaloo (full staff)
-Cult Followings: Stupid Characters, Insane Underground Popularity (Slush and Chad)
-Top Ten DKU Melodies (full staff)
-The Rogues Gallery (full staff)
-Top Ten DKU Holiday Thingos (full staff)
-Happy Halloween: Top Ten DKU Fearbringers (full staff)
-Top Ten DKU Characters We Should See In DK64 (Slush and Chad)


EXPOSÉS
-Here There Be Monsters
(Klobber)
-What the Fuck?
-I'm Sorry: Behind the Scenes of Popular Cameo Games (Aussie Ben)
-25 Reasons To Buy An Xbox Over a GAMECUBE (Slush)
-I Want To Believe (Chad and Slush)
-A Look at the B-K/B-T Connection Crisis (full staff)
-To Insanity and Back: How I Wasted $300 on Worthless DKU Memoribilia (Chad)
-Virtual Boy: The System That Should've, But Couldn't (Slush)
-DKVINE DIVINE: Examining Religion Among The Megabytes (Slush)
-The Definitive Species (full staff)
-It's All Relative: How the Kongs Relate to Each Other (full staff)


SATIRE
-What Obscure Donkey Kong Character Are You? (Chad)
-DKJV Live Editorial: Episode 1 (Andrey)
-A Call for Acceptance (Andrey)
-The Wario Brothers: Hitler's Lackeys? (Chad)
-Sitting Down With Ron the Gamer (Chad)


CRAP WE'D JUST AS SOON FORGET
-Ten Things I Hate About [the DK-] U (Saf as Lankydavid)
-Dilapidated, Antequated Accounts