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This is an appeal from the good people at the 37th Church of Father Cob Cock who've been working hard this Cob Cock Day to raise awareness of an issue eroding the very fabric of our society today.

The War on Father Cob Cock is a very real and very dangerous new strain of the VIRUS we can only describe as Cockphobia and it threatens to erase the traditional family Cob Cock Day from the Holy Calendar for good (replacing it, no doubt, with some wishy-washy, lefty, politically-correct COCK-free celebration).

Praise be to Cob Cock!

We must say NO! You can't redefine the word "cock" and you can't change an age-old tradition just in case it might upset one of those muslim lesbains or something. So today, on this fine Cob Cock Day, we're making our stand; with your help we can create a world where no child grows up without knowing the beautiful truth of Father Cob Cock; his infinite grace, his glorious beard-of-corn and his propensity to violate poultry-consumers the world over.

Thus, it made sense that the organisers got together with some top performers from around DK Vine.com globe to lend their vocal talents to this, the Cob Cock Day 2013 charity single! A reworking of the age-old (yet still much-beloved) Cob Cock Carol, this new version is on sale now! Listen, enjoy, and please go out and buy LOADS OF COPIES.

Keep the Cock in Cob Cock Day
Only $50!



Download Keep the Cock in Cob Cock Day (3.1 MB)


Lyrics

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
As Father Cob Cock
Descends from the sky

(No matter what you say
You can't change today)

'Cause Father Cob Cock is coming to get you, kids
Keep the Cock in Cob Cock Day today

I remember when we
Were just boys and girls
When my grandma taught us
This was Cob Cock's world

(Nobody can change
The day when Cob Cock reigns)

'Cause Father Cob Cock is coming to get you, kids
Keep the Cock in Cob Cock Day today

Has the world gone crazy?
How can this be?
Some people are saying
Father Cob Cock ain't real!

(Never listen to
A Cob Cock hating fool)

'Cause Father Cob Cock is coming to get you, kids
Keep the Cock in Cob Cock Day today

Nobody's ever gonna take my cock away



An appeal by Matt, featuring the delicious vocal stylings of Chad and Hyle.