Unashamedly nicking an idea from Rare, who'd famously hash out those magnificent Crimble cards of old, we've decided to attempt continuing their seasonal legacy in some meagre fashion. Because, y'know, we're all festive and stuff! Aussie Ben had a crack at it back in 2004 (seen here) but it wasn't until this year that we decided we'd have a proper go at making this into a full-blown "tradition".

Let's see how we go, shall we? Here it is! Enjoy!

And God bless us, everyone!
Banjo-Pilot has a lot to answer for.

Cobbled together by Matt, with ideas from Hyle.