This year, without a barn burner of a release to put its mark on 2016 (to be fair, we should really stop lighting our video games on fire and chucking them into barns), we decided we would look ahead to 2017. With Sea of Thieves, Yooka-Laylee, and the hopeful inevitiability of Donkey Kong on Switch, the spectres of the future haunt our holiday card this time around. JUST DON'T SEND THEM LADY GHOSTBUSTERS AFTER THEM. AM I RIGHT FELLAHS?


With Jacob Marley played by... a Kackle or something. I don't fucking know.

Created by Ebenezer Reigle with contributing concepts devised by Tiny Tim Russell and The Ghost of Christmas Cornah.