1. Are you a happy person? Yes No
2. What is love? What makes the world go 'round A second-hand emotion Baby, don't hurt me... Nonexistant
3. Appearance is... of utmost importance. necessary for first impressions. not that important. the stupidest concept ever. I don't need eyes.
4. How do you feel about cats? Love them. Kittens are cute, but they grow up. (scowl)
5. Which FOX show is better? (non-Americans can struggle through this one) Dark Angel Futurama That 80's Show The X-Files
6. Which Internet Flash video is better? All Your Base Are Belong To Us The Terrible Secret of Space Hyakugojyuuichi Hatten
7. Which do you value more? Friends Family Happiness Money
8. What will protect you? Pushing Shoving
9. Which is the better videogame system? Dreamcast Super Nintendo Xbox Nintendo 64
10. If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you like to be? Pine Willow Bonsai 1 vs. 3 Mini-Game
11. What is your favorite webcomic? PvP Sinfest Penny Arcade The Parking Lot is Full
12. Willy Wonka is a.... Kind man Brilliant inventor Creepy hermit Child abuser and/or molester
13. What would you rather be? Depressed Unable to walk Severely stupid Deceased
14. Which group of people do you prefer? Eskimos Ninjas Pirates Cavemans (cavemen)
15. Who's your favorite Vine staffer? Chad Slush Benjamin "Aussie Ben" Kosmina Andrey
16. Where do your political ideologies lie? Liberal Moderate Conservative Ide... olo... gies?
17. What's your favorite color? Black White Green Red Plaid
18. What kind of pizza do you get? Supreme (disheveled look) MEAT! Cheese Jesus Vegetable
19. The coolest paranormal entity is/are... Bigfoot (or Myakka or Yeti or Sasquatch or Mapinguary) Aliens El Chupacabra a load of nonexistant tripe perpetuated by tabloid newspapers and paranoid teenagers with nothing better to do than look to the sky, shouting, hoping to be heard through their deafening futility.
20. Do you anticipate the results of this stupid quiz? Yes, I'd like to learn more about myself. Sure, should be good for a laugh. No, I'd rather not learn more about myself. This quiz was pointless. Whoever made it is a waste of carbon.
