1. Are you a happy person?
2. What is love?
What makes the world go 'round
A second-hand emotion
Baby, don't hurt me...
3. Appearance is...
of utmost importance.
necessary for first impressions.
not that important.
the stupidest concept ever. I don't need eyes.
4. How do you feel about cats?
Kittens are cute, but they grow up.
5. Which FOX show is better? (non-Americans can struggle through this one)
That 80's Show
6. Which Internet Flash video is better?
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
The Terrible Secret of Space
7. Which do you value more?
8. What will protect you?
9. Which is the better videogame system?
10. If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you like to be?
1 vs. 3 Mini-Game
11. What is your favorite webcomic?
The Parking Lot is Full
12. Willy Wonka is a....
Child abuser and/or molester
13. What would you rather be?
Unable to walk
14. Which group of people do you prefer?
15. Who's your favorite Vine staffer?
Benjamin "Aussie Ben" Kosmina
16. Where do your political ideologies lie?
Ide... olo... gies?
17. What's your favorite color?
18. What kind of pizza do you get?
(disheveled look) MEAT!
19. The coolest paranormal entity is/are...
Bigfoot (or Myakka or Yeti or Sasquatch or Mapinguary)
a load of nonexistant tripe perpetuated by tabloid newspapers and paranoid teenagers with nothing better to do than look to the sky, shouting, hoping to be heard through their deafening futility.
20. Do you anticipate the results of this stupid quiz?
Yes, I'd like to learn more about myself.
Sure, should be good for a laugh.
No, I'd rather not learn more about myself.
This quiz was pointless. Whoever made it is a waste of carbon.