What Obscure Donkey Kong Character Are You?



1. Are you a happy person?
Yes
No

2. What is love?
What makes the world go 'round
A second-hand emotion
Baby, don't hurt me...
Nonexistant

3. Appearance is...
of utmost importance.
necessary for first impressions.
not that important.
the stupidest concept ever. I don't need eyes.

4. How do you feel about cats?
Love them.
Kittens are cute, but they grow up.
(scowl)

5. Which FOX show is better? (non-Americans can struggle through this one)
Dark Angel
Futurama
That 80's Show
The X-Files

6. Which Internet Flash video is better?
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
The Terrible Secret of Space
Hyakugojyuuichi
Hatten

7. Which do you value more?
Friends
Family
Happiness
Money

8. What will protect you?
Pushing
Shoving

9. Which is the better videogame system?
Dreamcast
Super Nintendo
Xbox
Nintendo 64

10. If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you like to be?
Pine
Willow
Bonsai
1 vs. 3 Mini-Game

11. What is your favorite webcomic?
PvP
Sinfest
Penny Arcade
The Parking Lot is Full

12. Willy Wonka is a....
Kind man
Brilliant inventor
Creepy hermit
Child abuser and/or molester

13. What would you rather be?
Depressed
Unable to walk
Severely stupid
Deceased

14. Which group of people do you prefer?
Eskimos
Ninjas
Pirates
Cavemans (cavemen)

15. Who's your favorite Vine staffer?
Chad
Slush
Benjamin "Aussie Ben" Kosmina
Andrey

16. Where do your political ideologies lie?
Liberal
Moderate
Conservative
Ide... olo... gies?

17. What's your favorite color?
Black
White
Green
Red
Plaid

18. What kind of pizza do you get?
Supreme
(disheveled look) MEAT!
Cheese
Jesus
Vegetable

19. The coolest paranormal entity is/are...
Bigfoot (or Myakka or Yeti or Sasquatch or Mapinguary)
Aliens
El Chupacabra
a load of nonexistant tripe perpetuated by tabloid newspapers and paranoid teenagers with nothing better to do than look to the sky, shouting, hoping to be heard through their deafening futility.

20. Do you anticipate the results of this stupid quiz?
Yes, I'd like to learn more about myself.
Sure, should be good for a laugh.
No, I'd rather not learn more about myself.
This quiz was pointless. Whoever made it is a waste of carbon.