DKJV Live Editorial: Episode 1


In the fine tradition of Aussie Ben's recent radio broadcast, I will now write an editorial following the same concept. Here's how it works. Essentially, people who aren't in this room with me right now, are supposed to know what I'm talking about, even without my having to explain. Not only that, but I haven't bothered to think of a topic for my editorial and have populated my room with idiots, whom I will use as idea sponges to squeeze! Yess! Okay- here we go.

Hi. Um, It's me, Andrey. Aaaah, As you know, I work here at DKVine.

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Yeah, so this is an Editorial. Yup.

Eeerm...it's not my first Editorial. Lets talk about stuff. What should we talk about? AAaah...

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OOOH! Hahahahaha! HAH! OOH man, that's hilarious, Thomas! OOOh, I hear that. Man!

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So.

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OH! Here's something. Have you guys played SSBM? I rented it. Boy, the graphics are good, huh? What do you think, Lynn?

Hehehe. OH yeah!

Are you guys reading this? If you are, type something. Alright. Yup. When's SSBM due back? Next Tuesday.

Okay, so I'm gonna link to some other editorials right now. You guys with that? Awesome okay.

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Hehehe, you're a funny guy, man.

Anyway, here's one Nintendojo did a while back. It's a classic. I'll leave the window open behind this editorial. You can read both at once, if you want.

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HAHAHAHAHA. Yup.

No.

OH, Alice. You crack me up. What's that? How did I react to the secret SSBM characters? Well...err...um...it was Donkey Kong. And everyone was going spastic about Mr. Game and Watch but nobody up north knows what Spastic means anyway, so it's all good.

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It means crazy. It's bad.

You still reading the Nintendojo Editorial?

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Nope. SSBM 3? I really...um...they'll be...I doubt...Um...


Screw the Japanese.

That's right. What? Yup. Hehehe. Yeah!

You know what I mean?

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What? No, obviously not.
Hehehe. Yup. Mr. Pants. Got it!

So this Editorial is going well, huh guys? How's the Nintendojo one? Hehe.

Alright, so now Im gonna have a competition. I'll ask you some questions and we'll see who answers correctly, alright? Okay. Heheh, yup. What? No. Hang on a sec.


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Alrightie. Who is the guy in the place.
Correct. Hahaha. YEEah.

[Editor: Almost 7000 lines from this point onward have been removed because they contained no actual information and were just ...s and oddly placed Umms coupled with sporadic laughter. Thank you.]

Hahaha. Well, chill guys. It's been a blast. In closing, I would like to quote the great bard and say,

*whistle whistle whistle*

Write to Andrey to check if you're literate.