DK Vine: Romance of the DKU: Twilight_Vestige's Guide to Monogamous Mammals: Prelude


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Valentine's Day, the day where your chances of getting laid may increase with every bouquet, card, and box of chocolates you shove in front of your mate (but it's really a woman's holiday, admit it). "But Twi, I'm on the DK Vine! I couldn't possibly spare the time or money for a partner when I'm discussing and saving up for Tropical Freeze!" That's quite alright, my self-depreciating reader, for today, I bring to you the romantic relationships of DKU characters that you can choose to project yourself onto! Your outcomes range from being married and having a child, to losing everything you hold dear!

"Sounds delightful!" Too right it is, my friend! Now, let's kick things off with everyone's favorite Kong canoodlers, Diddy and Dixie...

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