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Dingpot's Biography
Species: Living Cauldron
When the witch Gruntilda shunned her master, Mumbo Jumbo, and holed out in a makeshift lair, she had everything a witch could want.... except a cauldron. She found one and dragged it to the top of her lair. Most witches would be content with having a nice cauldron to brew in and such, but not Gruntilda. She brought the couldron to life through black magic, named it Dingpot, and made it her window to the outside world. She forced Dingpot to speak to her in rhymes, satisfying one of the odder of her fetishes. He knew her wrath, so when she asked who was the most beautiful, he would always reply with some cutesy way of saying "you are". As we all know, Gruntilda is far from beautiful. Years of inane rhyming built and built until he just couldn't take it. One day he decided to tell her the truth. He pointed out that Tooty Bear, who lived just outside the lair, was the prettiest of all. Not to be outdone, Gruntilda flew down and kidnapped her, forcing her brother and his best friend to go on a rescue mission. All because Dingpot couldn't handle simple rhyming.
Time passed, as it always does, and it wasn't long before Banjo Bear and Kazooie came to him, needing a way to reach Gruntilda on the roof of the lair. Remembering all the disgusting things she put in him, he gladly worked for their cause. He shot Banjo and Kazooie to the roof for their inevitable showdown with Gruntilda.
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