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Brentilda Clues
Hello, won't you? In case you didn't know, whenever playing a new game of Banjo-Kazooie, the clues Brentilda gives differ from the first time. This creates a certain bit of fun in the Donkey Kong Universe. It means nobody's DKU is the same. We invite you to send in ALL of your Brentilda clues from your favorite B-K game file. Because we all want to know what Gruntilda washes her hair with in YOUR DKU.
SirSlush2's Brentilda Clues
1: She brushes her teeth with tuna flavored ice cream.
2: She washed her hair with baked beans.
3: She gets her clothes from the Witches Warehouse.
4: She wears a flea circus under her dress.
5: She has a nasty pet dog whose name is Ripper.
6: She sings in her own awful band, Grunty and the Cauldron Crew.
7: Her favorite sport is loogie flicking.
8: Her school was Fat Hag High.
9: Her favorite party trick is a scary striptease.
10: She sleeps on a pile of treasure.
11: She won the sweatiest socks competition at witch school.
12: Posed in her long johns on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly.
13: Best friend at witch school was Saggy Maggy.
14: When relaxing, she reads Big Butts and Guts magazine.
15: When relaxing, she sips a cold glass of worm slime.
16: She has rat bagels for breakfast.
17: She has dog dung burgers for dinner.
18: She usually has coakroaches and cream for dessert.
19: She keeps a shrunken head in her pocket for luck.
20: Cuddles a scary teddy bear in bed at night.
21: Her broomstick is a Lardmaster 2000.
22: Her bedroom has smelly socks hanging from the ceiling.
23: She has an eyeball flower growing in a pot beside her bed.
24: Wears streaky brown undies.
25: Her favorite past time is flying radio controlled bats.
26: Dirty Berty was her first and only boyfriend.
27: When she was younger, she had a mad vulture as a pet.
28: Her nickname was hogbreath at witch school.
29: Freshly burst boils are her favorite smell.
30: Her favorite color is ghastly grey.
Chad McCanna's Brentilda Clues
1: She brushes her teeth with salted slug flavored toothpaste.
2: She washed her hair with engine oil.
3: She gets her clothes from the Witches Warehouse.
4: She wears massive bloomers under her dress.
5: She has a nasty pet dog whose name is Legchomper.
6: She sings in her own awful band, Grunty and the Cauldron Crew.
7: Her favorite sport is loogie flicking.
8: Her school was Cauldron College.
9: Her favorite party trick is a blowing balloons up with her butt.
10: She sleeps on a pile of treasure.
11: She won the dirtiest undies competition at witch school.
12: Posed in her long johns on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly.
13: Best friend at witch school was Saggy Maggy.
14: When relaxing, she reads Warty Girls Weekly magazine.
15: When relaxing, she sips a cold glass of smoothie elephant sweat.
16: She has spider pancakes for breakfast.
17: She has maggot pie for dinner.
18: She usually has eyeball icecream for dessert.
19: She keeps a dragon foot in her pocket for luck.
20: Cuddles a scary teddy bear in bed at night.
21: Her broomstick is a Lardmaster 2000.
22: Her bedroom has smelly socks hanging from the ceiling.
23: She has an loogie bush growing in a pot beside her bed.
24: Wears sweaty yellow undies.
25: Her favorite past time is flying radio controlled bats.
26: Undead Ed was her first and only boyfriend.
27: When she was younger, she had a mad vulture as a pet.
28: Her nickname was hogbreath at witch school.
29: Freshly burst boils are her favorite smell.
30: Her favorite color is dung brown.
Fan Brentilda Clues
Aussie Ben's Brentilda Clues
1: She brushes her teeth with salted slug flavored toothpaste.
2: She washed her hair with engine oil.
3: She gets her clothes from the trashcan.
4: She wears massive bloomers under her dress.
5: She has a nasty pet dog whose name is Ripper.
6: She sings in her own awful band, Grunty and the Cauldron Crew.
7: Her favorite sport is broomstick racing.
8: Her school was Fat Hag High.
9: Her favorite party trick is a eating a bucket of beans.
10: She sleeps in a pig sty.
11: She won the biggest butt competition at witch school.
12: Posed in her on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, polishing her crystal
ball.
13: Best friend at witch school was Saggy Maggy.
14: When relaxing, she reads Warty Girls Weekly magazine.
15: When relaxing, she sips a cold glass of smoothie elephant sweat.
16: She has spider pancakes for breakfast.
17: She has maggot pie for dinner.
18: She usually has cockroaches and cream for dessert.
19: She keeps a shrunken head in her pocket for luck.
20: Cuddles a huge sweaty baboon in bed at night.
21: Her broomstick is a Super Gutlifter Pro.
22: Her bedroom has dirty undies hanging from the ceiling.
23: She has an eyeball flower growing in a pot beside her bed.
24: Wears streaky brown undies.
25: Her favorite past time is bursting boils.
26: Greasy Grant was her first and only boyfriend.
27: When she was younger, she had a baby dragon as a pet.
28: Her nickname was hogbreath at witch school.
29: Putrid Parrot Puke are her favorite smell.
30: Her favorite color is gruesome green.
Send your clues to Chad and/or Slush so the world can see what's in YOUR DKU!.
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