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Sergeant Jamjars' Biography
Species: Mole
Jamjars and Bottles were two cheery young moles when they were kids, but their parents, believing that Jamjars lacked discipline, sent him off to Mole Military school at quite an early age. They believed that the intense military training would help him chin up and become quite an adult - unfortunately, the military training from such an early age worked too well, and Jamjars became a ruthless, impolite, humourless soldier. He quickly rose through the ranks and became a qualified sergeant, trained in intense military expertise.
After returning home to the Isle o' Hags and noticing the huge lack of military defence and protection, Jamjars began constructing silos and hatches around various locations on the isle. He interlinked all of the silos together, providing easy access between all areas so that the Isle's inhabitants could make a quick getaway (or at least shelter there) if they were threatened by Mingella and Blobellda in any way.
About two years later, the unthinkable happened - Bottles, Jamjars' brother, had been murdered by one of the witches' previously unknown sisters, Gruntilda. Jamjars declared an all-out war on Gruntilda, and while being unable to assault her directly, he helped a bear and bird duo by the name of Banjo and Kazooie, who also had the same goal. Together, they saved Bottles and once again defeated the evil Gruntilda, followed by an exciting game of kick-around.
Jamjars is still bitterly upset with Kazooie for taking too long on beating the witches and missing out on free scones.
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