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Merry Maggie Malpass' Biography
Species: Toad
Merry Maggie first began her life as a young toad on the Isle o' Hags. His parents were very free spirited folks, and explained the joys of free love, and the wonders of applying massive amounts of make up with a cementing trowel. Maggie's parents were very generous in allowing him to wear makeup (particularly her father). Maggie made his parents very proud, and when he became older, she decided to move to Jolly Roger's Lagoon after hearing of the gay and free spirited times that could be had there. Merry Maggie had often dreamt of moving to the Lagoon, but he never expected that she would actually be able to do it.
Upon entering Jolly Roger's Lagoon, Maggie entered the local inn, quaintly named "Jolly's". She met and fell in love with Jolly, and the two discovered their passionate, flaming love...for music. Maggie (being the more masculine of the two) installed a jukebox and continually danced the nights away until their beloved jukebox broke. They then passed the nights by enjoying plenty of Seamen's Brew during the cold nights and snuggling up together. Merry Maggie also enjoyed swimming in the lagoon occasionally, and one unfortunate day, was swallowed up by a giant fish near Atlantis.
However, all hope was not lost for Merry Maggie. She was rescued by an unstoppable bear and bird duo, and he and Jolly rewarded the pair with a Jiggy. The two also fixed Jolly and Maggie's Jukebox, for which they were very grateful, and Jolly rewarded them with a dance. A really disturbing dance.
Merry Maggie is currently still residing with Jolly in Jollys' Inn, and the two are quite comfortable there.
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