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Ssslumber's Biography



He's not as tired as I am right now, I'm telling you that. Species: Jade Snake

Ssslumber began life as a surprisingly small snake on Tiger Island. As he became older, he grew to a ridiculously huge size that caused other Tiger Island residents to be terrified. (Unfortunately for Ssslumber, this abnormally huge size also caused him to require near constant sleep to keep his energy up.) The Tiger Island residents were quite nervous of Ssslumber, however, no-one knew quite how to tell Ssslumber to bugger off. After all, would you like to be the lucky one to upset a huge snake that could swallow you instantaneously?

Thankfully for the Tiger Island residents, Wizpig came along and started causing trouble. It wasn't Wizpig that bothered Ssslumber, it was just that he couldn't get a decent sleep with all the noise. So, Ssslumber migrated to the Isle O' Hags, where he found a suitably quiet area to sleep on top of the Code Chamber in Mayahem Temple. He also found a Jiggy, which he decided to keep.

That is, until Banjo and Kazooie decided to enter the Jade Snake Grove searching for Jiggies. Upon spotting Ssslumber's, they stealthily snuck towards it, and grabbed it without Ssslumber even waking up.

Ssslumber is still sleeping. No-one's quite sure just when he'll wake up again. But then again, no-one's hoping he will.