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Terry's Biography
Species: Pterodactyl
Terry's family, along with all sorts of different dinosaurs, have lived in Terrydactyland for generations. In Terrydactyland, pterodactyls have been fair and just rulers. Every first male pterodactyl is named Terry, and is destined to be the next ruler of the land.
The Terry that we know and love grew up, and like all other previous Terrys, was fair to all his subjects. He found a wife, and they had three kids together. However, all was not well in Terry's nest. Terry's wife was having an affair, and as a result, left him and hid their eggs (which had not yet hatched) because she thought he was an irresponsible father. Yes. Because he was irresponsible.
When Banjo and Kazooie entered Terrydactyland, Terry thought that they had stolen his eggs. After the bear and bird defeated Terry, he forgived them and asked them to find and hatch his three eggs. They did so, and were rewarded with a jiggy.
DK's Jungle Vine - providing you with the real facts about marriage. Not like in that sugar-coated crap-fest that they marketed as "Hercules". Magic potion my arse. HE WAS CHEATING ON YOU, HERA! Success - I've badmouthed two Disney movies on the one page!
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