ERROR: Random File Unopenable

The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was unopenable.

The file was not found on your file system. This means that it has either not been created or the path you have specified in $trrandom_file is incorrect.

Good Guys Checklist




''Lousy parachute salesman...'' He's obviously back, but not in black. Banjo returns for his third DKU adventure and second starring role, as he sets off to save the life force of many the land areas from Gruntilda's two wicked sisters, Mingella and Blobbelda. However. this time around Kazooie will have the ability to split up from Banjo, meaning the bear will have to learn ways to be more independant.




Completely gas powered The Breegull with attitude makes her second adventure better than the first, by finally adventuring out of the backpack. She's a little older, a little wiser, but still a pain to all those who she happens to come across. Quoth the Breegull, "I know where I'd like to stick that!"




''Sorry, left my dentures in my other grass skirt.'' The third confirmed playable character in Banjo-Tooie is Mumbo Jumbo, everybody's favorite skull-head voodoo thing (save, perhaps, Calista Flockheart). While Mumbo is not as playable as we had intentionally suspected, he is nonetheless quite a good guy, and belongs on this list all the way. Yee-haw! or something.




Ghostly auras are highly overrated. Poor Bottles. During a late night poker game at Banjo's house at the start of the adventure, a magical burst of energy sent by Gruntilda not only blew out Banjo's home, but murdered the master of moves. Bottles' biggest regret is not being able to say farewell to his family, which may be the reason his soul hasn't moved on to the afterlife. Can Banjo and Kazooie help the ghost of Bottles fufill his wish?




Gives Corporal Punishment a bad name. At attention soldiers! Bottles' brother, Sergeant Jamjars, is a proud member of the fighting regime known as the Mole Military. With Bottles' ghost not being much of a help, Jamjars is the one who will train you with new moves this time around. Being a military man and not the Jackie Chan-ish expert of moves like Bottles was, training under Jamjars should be strict, hard, and demeaning....YOU LITTLE MAGGOTS!




If you were a sha-woman, wouldn't YOU give yourself massive boobies? A native of the Island o' Hags, Humba Wumba practices not the art of voodoo as Mumbo does, but the style used by American Indian mystic men. She has never been a big fan of the infamous bumbling Mumbo Jumbo, and when the witch doctor comes on her territory, needless to say she's going to try and show him up. Humba Wumba fills in the role of your animal transformer in Banjo-Tooie.




Okay, zubbas have breasts now.  Methinks the B-T artists get a bit lonely working overtime. With such a clever name as Honey B, you can't go wrong! Living on the Isle o' Hags, Honey B will give you extra honeycomb energy in return for empty honeycombs. She can be found in her giant wooden beehive, chuckling over her creative name. Honey B. Get it? Hohoho...




''My jingaling, my jingaling, I want you to play with my jingaling!'' At one time it was believed by B-K fanboys that the Jinjonator was the master of the Jinjos. Obviously not, as that role is filled by King Jingaling. Everything was dandy in Jinjo Village until Gruntilda and crew's digging machine scared 'n scattered the Jinjos across the Isle o' Hags. Even worse, the annual Moles versus Jinjos kickball game is coming up soon, and it would be an embarrassment if he didn't have a team. Also of note, there appears to be a baby Jinjo next to Jingaling, which looks identical to Toots from B-K. Or perhaps it actually is Toots, who may have left Rubee's side for some reason.




Look, he even has ears.  Those creative Brits... Not much is known about Master Jiggywiggy, and his ancient order of the Jiggiewiggies. Presumably they are the creators of the Jiggies, and Master Jiggywiggy controls the powerful Crystal Jiggy. Located in an odd temple, Master Jiggywiggy will only help you if you can prove your worth...




David Hasslehoff, two days after the cancellation of Baywatch. This pig fellow is quite the odd one, isn't he? We've already speculated that you take pictures through use of the Game Boy Camera with him, and that he's in one of the shark protective cage things. His other features, such as the British boxers and the pointless snorkel fog his character into a shroud of mysteriousness. And his name is Chris P. Bacon, as decided by the winner of a British newspaper contest.




''Let the music play..... down in Fraggle Rock...'' The old fox mine prospector more than likely helps you out in the purple crystally mine area. He seems like a nice enough fellow, which is why he went on this list instead of the much more evil Bad Guys checklist, and the much more boring Neutral Guys list. Along with Chris P. Bacon, this fellow has been named Bullion Bill by the winner of the newspaper contest.




Everyone is getting fit with Tae-Bo! The giant statue is primarily just a large inanimate object. However, Mumbo Jumbo can cast a spell on it to bring it to life and let you stomp on some of the tougher baddies. While he is sort of forced to be one, he is a good guy nonetheless.
ERROR: Random File Unopenable

ERROR: Random File Unopenable

The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was unopenable.

The file was not found on your file system. This means that it has either not been created or the path you have specified in $trrandom_file is incorrect.