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Tired of crediblilty? Want to take a walk on the wild side? Then you've come to the right place! Here at the Conker: Live and Uncut Speculation Center, our crack team of investigators (that would be the five of us, then) will sift through hordes upon mountainous stacks of in-game graphics and the like and pluck out the little tidbits that just might be important. So take a gander! You never know what you might read, print out, and impress your friends by taking all the credit! Oh, and in case you're wondering, this section will remain up after the game is released, so we can all laugh at how far off our silly explanations are.
7/15/03
---The multiplayer could have a plot just as involving as the single player mode. It could even act as its own game.
---Wondering what the developmeant team meant by "few extra details"? Two words. Herbivorous nipples.
---There will be an adventure 2 mode, where all the levels are backwards.
---A larger cast is brought in to redo most of the extra voices, resulting in less repetition amongst the characters. (read: Birdy and Mr. Barrel)
---For the stalward and duly obsessed player, the game will feature a Banjo-Kazooie ending-esque preview of Other Bad Day, revealing mostly that it's actually being made.
---Who needs Fangy to deal with Bugga when you have CANDIRUS!
---There will be a multiplayer level that is just one huge urinal. Oh the places you'll go...
---Phil Collins as the Great Mighty Poo.
---As you play through the main mode, you unlock new characters to play in the multiplayer mode, as opposed to entering in huge long passwords every time you begin the game.
---New weapons, including cattle prods, an unusually large bus, potted cacti, and packets of Sweet n' Low.
---The game will feature a cameo of Ynaaa..."enjoying" the PKU.
---The game sells more copies then Super Mario Sunshine and Zelda: The Wind Waker combined thanks to Microsoft's marketing, leading to several people at Nintendo being fired and beating their heads into walls.
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