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Booker's Biography



Smart AND phallus-shaped. Species:Caterpillar

It must not be easy for a guy like Booker to get through his day-to-day life. If it's not avoiding all the ravenous birds in Fungi Forest, it's making legless trips to the optometrist. This guy certainly is resourceful. Or damned lucky.

Just as most of the nameless bludgers in Donkey Kong 64, Booker was one of the immigrants from Tiger Island. Booker got his speech skills when Taj, the genie of Tiger Island, became lonely and granted speech to almost everything on the island. He loved his newfound mental abilities so much that he decided to expand upon them. Booker read what few books Taj's Island had to offer, being a big fan of M. Nuts. Eventually, Taj went missing, and the island was being destroyed by the evil genie, Wizpig. Booker, along with a heaping load of superintelligent others, set out to Donkey Kong Island for refuge and found a new home.

Booker's home, though, was not quite desirable. The only available place he could find with a readily accessable food source was the food source itself. He made his home out of a hollowed out apple. The place where the apple sat, though, was constantly raining and surrounded by killer tomatoes, products of K. Rool's absorbed Force Power. It wasn't long until Chunky Kong came along and destroyed the fruity threats and whisked Booker, home and all, away. He took the caterpillar to a sunny spot, quite appropriately stamped with a flattened apple. Booker gave him a gold banana which members of K. Rool's army had asked him to hide from the Kongs.

Booker. He's a caterpillar. And Eyrie wants to eat him.