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Snide's Biography
Species: Weasel
Weasel. A species that are degrading, loathsome, and common references to lawyers. An actual member of the species is no less annoyingly mysterious. Okay, well, maybe a little less.
Many years ago, a young weasel was born on Tiger Island. By this time, the genie of the island, Taj (who was at this point trapped in a lamp), had given all the animals (and some botanical matter) the gift of speech. Normally, these animals, now having the brain capacity of bears and apes, would go soundless. However, with this gift, came consequences. As the animals' learning ability expanded, so did their need to create social groups. Unfortunately, the weasels, who were commonly thought to be dirty and underhanded, were exiled from the social animals, and spent their time on the outskirts of the island. When the evil Wizpig caused a reign of destruction, Snide moved to Donkey Kong Island with many others. It was there he met K. Rool, who recently escaped the hands of Dixie and Kiddy Kong (see Donkey Kong Land III). K. Rool hired Snide to help him work on a special project...
His skill was soon realized and soon he was head of construction on a special destructive device to destroy K. Rool's adversaries. A few years passed, and finally the project had a few finishing touches left. He was expecting to get quite a high rank in the Kremling army for all his diligent work. As they neared completion, K. Rool suddenly booted Snide out of production. He then decided that anarchy would be the only path to take at this point, and he knew that K. Rool would be unable to fix the Blast-o-Matic, as it was called, without his help if anything went wrong. The locals seemed to be varying species of apes, and Snide developed a plan to get revenge on K. Rool. He would help the apes defeat the overgrown lizard if they gathered the blueprint pieces from the sub-contractors, Kasplats. Eventually the primate pentouple gathered them all, and he gave them one minute inside the machine for each blueprint, which totalled fourty. They deactivated it in more than enough time, and once again defeated K. Rool.
Snide currently resides on Donkey Kong Island, with many of the immigrants from Tiger Island. He lives a calm life, but who knows when his skills at espionage will once again come in handy? Not me.
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