Blah blah blah, Donkey Konga 2 is here! Blah blah blah, now sit back, relax and try to enjoy yourselves, blah blah blah, as I attempt to put into words my passionate passion regarding this, blah blah blah, Donkey Kong's botched assisted suicide attempt, blah blah blah, that sentence definitely made sense read it again, blah.

Really though, what is there to say here? "Hey Donkey Kong fans! Here's another bongo-bongo game for you to bongo-bongo to! And if you don't like it why don't you go and write up some 'witty sarcastic remarks' on your 'Donkey Kong fansite', oh I'm sure that'll take away the pain!"

I won't do it Mr. Nintendo-Man-That-I-Just-Made-Up-In-My-Head! I just won't! You have no power over me! Hell, I might even learn to LOVE THIS SHIT just to piss you off.

Donkey Konga 2: it's almost certainly a video game.

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