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Swanky's Strife
Donkey Kong Country

He's got the Midas Touch. Or the runs, I can't tell which. Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Swanky's Strife! In this very special section, the one and only Swanky Kong will test your knowledge of the Donkey Kong Universe! You think you're fast enough? You think you're tough enough? You think you're smart enough? Then step up to the line, and take your best shot at Donkey Kong Country trivia. Your goal is to get eight out of ten correct! Pass and you will be rewarded with some stupid text thing because we are amazingly cheap! There's your motivation, I'm off to sleep.




1. Which future DKU star was mentioned (not by name) by Cranky in one of his rants?
Swanky Kong
Chunky Kong
Wrinkly Kong
Dixie Kong



2. What is the third level of Vine Valley called?
Treetop Temptress
Forest Frenzy
Woodland Rumble
Zinger Zarrage



3. Which type of ape species was NOT seen in DKC?
Orangutan
Monkey
Gorilla
Baboon



4. Which one of these baddies is not in DKC?
Krusha
Kritter
Kuchuka
Kannon



5. Not counting the Expresso token bonus games, what level was Expresso's second appearance in?
Temple Tempest
Orang-Utan Gang
Ropey Rampage
Ice Age Alley



6. Which animal buddy's bonus level was in the snow?
Squitter
Rambi
Winky
Expresso



7. What are the final baddies to be let out of Boss Dumb Drum?
Klumps
Krushas
Armys
Gnawtys



8. What is the reward for perfectly navigating the 'Snow Barrel Blast' barrels?
a blue balloon
a green balloon
a Rambi medallion
a DK barrel



9. How many minecart stages are there?
One
Two
Three
Four



10. What letters do you spell out for an extra life?
RARE
1 UP
KROOL
KONG