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Clapper's Biography
Species: Seal
Please, forget everything you know about seals from this point back. Good. So you have forgotten that they play bicycle horns with their noses, as you have forgotten that they hang out with Tom and Jerry a lot, and can be easily mistaken for a mouse.
Now, Clapper basically lived all his life on Crocodile Isle. He would swim in the waters, dodging the Kremlings who would idly swat at him as he glided past. It was this initial sense of playfulness that maintained his sanity. He would have been brainwashed by the Kremlings long ago, had not he basically ignored them. His fur grew thicker and thicker, which led to him exploring varied temperatures on Crocodile Isle. One day, while in Crocodile Cauldron, he happened upon two monkeys. They needed to somehow cross the pool of boiling water, heated by the surrounding lava. He gladly cooled the water off momentarily, grating the cheerful apes passage. Later, they came upon him again, where he iced down the water for a few seconds, letting them walk above it, avoiding the deadly Snapjaw below. After that incident, Crocodile Isle sank, due to Force blockage. Clapper moved to Donkey Kong Island for a few months. Then, when the Isle was relifted, his invaluable services were once again enlisted. After that, Clapper was presumed to remain living on Donkey Kong Island. Clapper has always been one of our favorites. Who knows when he might break back into the limelight?
"er er er! PSSHHH!!! clapclapclap!"
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