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Bazooka Bear's Biography
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Veterans. Heroes who faught for freedom, what is right, and their respectable countries. Some veterans like to put the horrors of war out of their minds, while others love to remember their days of shooting the opposing enemies up. Bazooka Bear falls in the latter category. Bazooka Bear was the oldest of his 12 brothers, the Brothers Bear. He had a mind that treated everything like a human game of chess, a strategy if you will. Early on he knew he wanted to enlist in the form of millitary that existed in the islands of Donkey Kong Country (a general term for the overall area including Tiger Island). Once he did, he impressed many of his higher rankings. After awhile he reached the rank of Brigadier (a rank slightly below that of a major general) and his skills were put to the test: the Kremean War broke out. Leading his brigade into battle, the Brigadier was a major factor in winning that war, along with his favorite cannon pet named "Big Bessie." Years went by and the Brigadier, long since retired, was living in a cabin on Mekanos in the Northern Kremisphere. He was visited by the cousins Dixie and Kiddy Kong, who were on an adventure to locate the missing Donkey and Diddy Kong and to defeat the Kremlings yet again. The Brigadier was nostaligic for his days in the millitary, and wanted desperatly to fire up Big Bessie once again. The only problem was he didn't have a cannon ball. That is, until Dixie and Kiddy returned with a bowling ball. You see, Blizzard Bear had the Kongs deliver a birthday present (a bowling ball) to his favorite brother and best friend Blue Bear. Blue wasn't a bowler, so he gave the ball to Dixie and Kiddy to keep as a way of saying "thanks for delivering this." The Brigadier put the ball in...and then asked if Dixie and Kiddy wanted to jump in as well for a fun ride. They did so, and managed to reach a cave where a Banana Bird was imprisoned. As the Brigadier himself would say, "Shall we load Big Bessie up and fire her off?"