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Brash Bear's Biography
Species: Brown Bear
When comparing athletes, many things are determined. Their power, their size, their agility, and their crime record. Brash Bear has power, he has size, he probably has agility, and he's probably stolen steroids and beat up on his b--ch quite often. Athletes are our role models!
Growing up with 12 brothers can be tough. Each one is always trying to outdo another one. Brash Bear didn't have the warlike strategic mind like his older brother Bazooka had, or the brains like Baffle Bear had. He decided to focus on an area where none of his brothers were that great at (with the possible exception of Blizzard): sports and athletics. He began to train himself by running miles after miles and lifting weights. He had to be the best. And after awhile he thought he WAS the best. He won trophies and even timed himself going across the riverside of the Kremwood Forest in the Northern Kremisphere, and held that as the greatest record ever.
When Dixie and Kiddy Kong were looking for Donkey and Diddy and fighting Kremlings in the Northern Kremisphere, they came across Brash's cabin. He dared the two CHILDREN to beat his record time across the riverside. In a hillarous upset, they DID by using tricks such as Kiddy's water skipping ability and Dixie's helicopter spin/waft. Proving that Brash wasn't as great as he claimed, he threw a huge tantrum so big that a tree was knocked over from the vibrations.
Brash Bear has been training harder ever since, and has probably become an even bigger jerk than before in his quest to be the best. Athletes are our role models, and people like Brash will never let you forget that.
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