Knotted for her pleasure.
You can tell its age by counting the rings. For some reason.
Fresh, yellow and ripe for the picking... not unlike Saigon brothel "merchandise."
Thanks to inflation and devaluation, you'd be better off collecting gold nuggets.
What homeless Kongs wear.
The part of Rambi will be played by the now-bloated Dennis Haskins. SITCOM REFERENCE!!1!
Coming soon to eBay!
When you see the monkey on a jetpack, take a shot!
...I didn't say to stop.
Hey Retro Studios, ever heard of additive boolean rendering? Fucking amateurs.
Diddy has chosen an awkward time to express his physical longing for Donkey Kong. And Donkey has chosen an awkward time to reciprocate.
Candy over-starched DK's tie again. Goddamn women.
When your fist is as big as your head, it's time to lay off the HGH.
Colored red and blue in a vain attempt to unite the politically polarized Donkey Kong Island.
I hope the octagonal wheels aren't a selling point.
Wallpaper for people who never intend to have sex! Like, ever!
This puzzle would be much easier if the pieces weren't a choking hazard.