Ironically, there's only two "D"s in "Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR.
Donkey Kong Country Returns... returns!
Now, the more disillusioned of our readers may dismiss this as a cynical cash-in on Nintendo's part, upon their desperate realisation that neither the 3DS nor the Wii U have any games of any value whatsoever. They might even go as far as to say that this is exactly the sort of half-assed filler that they've come to expect from Nintendo after decades of recycling the same ideas time after time and quite frankly we should be ashamed of supporting them.
Not us at DK Vine, though! We reckon this game will be ace!
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