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Swanky's Strife
Donkey Kong Land

Whose false teeth make George Washington pale Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Swanky's Strife! In this very special section, the one and only Swanky Kong will test your knowledge of the Donkey Kong Universe! You think you're fast enough? You think you're tough enough? You think you're smart enough? Then step up to the line, and take your best shot at Donkey Kong Land trivia. Your goal is to get eight out of ten correct! Pass and you will be rewarded with some stupid text thing because we are amazingly cheap! There's your motivation, I'm off to breakfast.




1. Which is a level type not found in Donkey Kong Country?
Cave
Jungle
Clouds
Ancient Ruins



2. Which animal buddy makes their playable debut?
Rambi
Enguarde
Squawks
All of the above
None of the above



3. What is a new function of the KONG letters?
Defeating enemies
Making platforms
Gaining an extra life
Aiding in digestion



4. Which location in Donkey Kong Land was derived from a decade-old Donkey Kong game?
Big Ape City
Kremlantis
Plumber's Village
Krematoa



5. Who was the third boss that was fought?
K. Rool
Hardhat
Wild Sting
Giant Clam



6. Who was the only animal buddy found in the clouds?
Squawks
Rambi
Expresso
Parry



7. What item was used to gain an extra life in bonus games?
Cranky's Hero Coins
KONG letters
Special Kegs
Donkey/Diddy Face Coin



8. What shortcut do you take in the fourth jungle level?
Barrel blasting
Jumping on consecutive Kritters
Bonus Game
Walking under the uprised platform



9. Which new baddie was a sort of replacement for Croctopus?
Nemo
Squiddy
Hogwash
Fisher



10. What new object helped Diddy and Donkey get high in one level?
Magic Marijuana
Trampoline
Bouncy Tornado
Diddy Facepad