Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Swanky's Strife! In this very special section, the one and only Swanky Kong will test your knowledge of the Donkey Kong Universe! You think you're fast enough? You think you're tough enough? You think you're smart enough? Then step up to the line, and take your best shot at Diddy Kong Racing trivia. Your goal is to get eight out of ten correct! Pass and you will be rewarded with some stupid text thing because we are amazingly cheap! There's your motivation, I'm off to sleep.