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Banjo explaining his fingering technique.

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"You could have someone's eye out with that!"
"...that's the idea."

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There's nothing even remotely implausible about this.

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So, Banjo's backpack is essentially the TARDIS, then.

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I tried this once with my ex. Didn't go down too well.

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Not pictured: whatever Banjo's doing with his thumb that's provoking that reaction.

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To be fair, Kazooie did just attempt to steal all of his saucy BEAR PORN.

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"Rambi? Oh yeah, we were at Rhino Academy together. Fucker never stayed in touch."

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Bottles, after a visit to the Powdered Sugar and Comically Undersized Hula Hoop Factory.

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Come on, darlin' gizza flash o' dem udders.

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If you;re not aroused by THIS, there's no hope for you.

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Great teeth, though. I guess he really is drinking mouthwash.

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He's wearing the striped shirt and holding a cane.  What, you don't see him?

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I can read you like a book, Cheato.

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The novelty hat serves to draw attention away from his massive gut.

We've all tried it.

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Banjo-Tooie: covert BNP propoganda.

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These captions are going off the rails. I mean, this is just a trainwreck...

...but hopefully there's light at the end of the tunnel.

Except there's not.  IT'S FULL OF MONSTERS.

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Conga prepares to go out like his hero, David Carradine.

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In all her massively polygonal glory. She'll tend to your needs in full HD!

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The lady-camels love a gruff ol' beardy. Go get 'em, Gobes!

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I want a googly-eyed polygonated Donkey Kong doll now!

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I always thought Golden Goliaths were some kind of Biblical-themed breakfast cereal?

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Groggy_02
You almost want to cuddle him. But then you realise how bad he probably smells.

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"Mumbo sick of being molested. Will file court proceedings."

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"This Mumbo's idea."

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And if you think that's horrific you should see her disembodied anus.

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"Chimps GUFF BEANS!  It's... benign"?

Well, I suppose that's a selling point.

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SO HOT.

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Oh boy, does she really know how to please a man... er, by distributing "honeycomb containers".

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Rectangular eyes were all the rage back in 2000.

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Market-savvy Humba jogs without wearing a bra.

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I got your name, I GOT YOUR ASS!

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How does he actually speak? Or eat? Or breathe, for that matter?

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I feel I should mention that "Jolly Roger" is also a verb.

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So, Kazooie, I'm afraid the bad news is you're not in Smash Bros. But don't worry! The good news is I got you a place in a Sonic the Hedgehog racing game!!

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So, Kazooie, how do you feel about setting fire to orphanages?

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A foot-fetishist's dream.

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That must've hurt.

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Kazooie's inexplicably happy disembodied head.

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Her planned solo outing, Kung-fu Kazooie, never got very far.

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Ever since she lost her kazoo in a ditch somewhere, she's been LIVING A LIE.

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He's assumed the position. Time for a nice, relaxed evening of Jinjo porn.

WHEEEEEE! 

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This is what I look like during a hangover. Or a "morning" as I like to call them.

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"I just tripped.  I ran into the wall.  My husband's a good man, officer."s a good man, officer.I just tripped.  I ran into the wall.  My husband

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"LOOK! MY NIPPLES ARE HERE!"

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I'd find Mario games a hell of a lot more tolerable if Princess Toadstool looked more like THIS.

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Rosie Larsen's final night.

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Mingy Jongo takes Buffalo Bill's plan to its logical conclusion.

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Pushing the graphical power of the N64 to ITS VERY LIMITS.

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Lest you ever forget the sheer depth of Rare's depravity.

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The "patches" are actually covering his recent herpes outbreak.

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Secretly an alcoholic, Mrs. Bottles is pictured here drinking a mug of scotch. Also note the vomit stains on her apron.

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mumbo_jumbo_02
"Mumbo proud of big stick. Make Mumbo feel important."

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mumbo_jumbo_03
"Mumbo hurry. Going to miss episode of Inspector Morse!"

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"Mumbo got good one. Why did bear cross road? Because stupid fat bear not learn to drive.
...you lot are impossible."

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mumbo_jumbo_05
"Mumbo reckon you wanking to this, yes?"

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"Mumbo do sexytime. For ten dollar, Mumbo remove posing pouch."

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"Mumbo bored. Want you to tell Mumbo funny joke. As long as it not one about bloke with thing stuck on head."

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Officer Unogopaz. Because it makes life easier when your name exactly describes your only function in life.

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Old King Coal, shocked to discover he's not a playable character in Mario Party 9.

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"Oh look, a penny!"

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"It'll make you wretch or your money back!"

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Though two handles are visible, what you can't see is Banjo's favorite control rod, in the middle of the seat.

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Speccy grew up to become the world's most ruthless dictator, singlehandedly responsible for the deaths of countless millions.

You can see it in his eyes.

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A horrible, green slithery thing that just doesn't want to wake up. LIKE MY PENIS.

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I want one!

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Hair by Radio Raheem.

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As featured on the album cover for Terry Sings: A Selection of '80s Hits!

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This is how death is dealt with in a family-friendly game: the horrific eternity of being rendered a helpless sentient-but-immobile pair of eyes, for all time.

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If it wasn't for the teeth, he'd be the perfect lover.

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