DK Vine Gallery

1_vs_3_mini-game_tree_01
Damn, I can't think of a good enough 1 Vs. 3 Mini-Game Tree pun...

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A Eye from Donkey Kong Country Returns
A. Eye playing an Atari 5200.

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A. Eye
Invisible keyboard solo!

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Accordion the Tiki from Donkey Kong Country Returns Accordion the Tiki from Donkey Kong Country Returns Accordion the Tiki from Donkey Kong Country Returns
You laugh now, but in a couple of months this haircut's gonna be the height of style.

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adjutant_01
Gotta make sure those voice-only characters look consistant from every angle.

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Alfred P. Cock
The "P" stands for... er, "Peter".

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Ali AKI Mr. Yellow from Conker's Bad Fur Day
That jumper makes you look like a COCK.

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alph_01 alphette_01 amber_01 amigo_01 ana_01 andrew_01
Perhaps Von Kriplespac wasn't the only DKU character to get his legs blown off...

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andrew_02
Andross's posture, is my posture!

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andross_01 ann_sixty_foreman_02 arfur_01 arich_01
You'd be fairly pissed off too, if you had two inexplicable holes in your FACE.

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Army Dillo
His constant outbursts of laughter are explained away by his regular inhalation of petrol fumes.

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Army Dillo
Don't put forks in the toaster, kids!

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army_dillo_03 arwing_07
Wu-Wu-Wu-Wu Wing Damage!

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B. Locker
"I'm ALL wood, baby!"

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Ba-Boom Kong the Ninja Mandrill ba-boom_kong_02 bachelor_bear_01
The ladies just love a pair of photoshopped-on sunglasses!

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baffle_bear_01
"Need me to solve a riddle? Don't worry! I HAVE A CALCULATOR!"

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DK64 Banana Fairy Princess
Banana Fairy Princess, this Saturday at 1 AM on HBO.

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bang_01 Banjo the Tiki from Donkey Kong Country Returns Banjo the Tiki from Donkey Kong Country Returns banjo_bear_01
Banjo explaining his fingering technique.

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banjo_bear_02
Banjo: proof you can create a beloved video game icon while ignoring Basics of 3D Character Design 101.

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banjo_bear_03
"Hope nobody notices my elbow just knocked out the spoiler..."

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banjo_bear_04
Featuring Kazooie before her redesign.

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banjo_bear_05
Those groinal vibrations really hit Banjo's g-spot this time.

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banjo_kazooie_01
"You could have someone's eye out with that!"
"...that's the idea."

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barbara_buffbrass_01
I Bab, you Bab, he, she, it Babs.

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barbos_01
Her seductive lip-pouting TURNS ME ON.

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barnacle_bear_01
No, Barnacle, you have to pull your trousers down before taking a dump.

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baron_von_ghoul_01 barry_01 bart_01 Sam the Bartender from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Shirt-poppingly massive tits. Nice.

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barter_bear_01
"These clothes are so tight, they're literally melded to my skin."

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bashmaster_bear_01 bawl_01
Onions with tear ducts: probably not a good combination.

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bazaar_bear_01
The apron does nothing to flatter Bazaar's figure.

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bazooka_bear_01
I imagine the pain of pinning those badges on to be... er, unimaginable.

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Bazza the Dung Beetle Conker's Bad Fur Day
I bought some smack from a guy who looked a bit like this.

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bear_a_maracus_01
Honourary Brother Bear?

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beardy_01
Oogle boogle ostrich doogle.

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beautiful_bee_01 beautiful_butterfly_01 belcha_01 beltino_toad_01
John Waters was under a ton of make-up for this part.

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beltino_toad_02
Frog hair, Crocodile boobs, three-toed monkey feet.  Only in the DKU.

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Benny Bear
Clinically proven: intellectual and sexually stimulating.

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berri_01
Skirts that are shorter than your actual waist are IN this season.

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Berri from Conker's Bad Fur Day

Leaning on an invisible wall. MUCH LIKE POCKET TALES' PLOT.

...I have no idea what I mean by that. 

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berri_03 berri_04
"HELLO, I AM A HORRIFIC MONSTROSITY."

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betette_01 beti_01 big_al_01
"Rambi? Oh yeah, we were at Rhino Academy together. Fucker never stayed in touch."

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big_top_02 big_top_bop_seal_01
Dickhead.

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biggafoot_01 birdo_01 Birdy the Scarecrow from Conker's Bad Fur Day
N64 Birdy is proud of his pixelated signpost.

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birdy_02 bjorn_bear_01
"Now, where can I shove this?"

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bleak_01
Before Sir Slush, there was HIM.

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blizzard_bear_01
He's not a polar bear he's an ALBINO, OKAY?

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bloat-hog_01 blobbelda_winkybunion_01 Bloopie the Baby Dinosaur from Conker's Bad Fur Day
I WANT ONE!

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blue_bear_01
MISERABLE CUNT.

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bluey_01
Goo goo g'jerk.

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bluey_02
He's just mad Star Fox Adventures: Walrus World never came out.

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bluey_03
A chronic dribbler, Bluey drew the bow-tie and buttons in felt-tip pen so people would think he was all sophisticated 'n' shit.

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blunder_bear_01
Sexy BEAR PORN.

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boggy_01 boggy_bear_03 boo_01
Boo, shortly before vomiting on a child.

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DK64 Booker the Worm
Smart AND phallus-shaped.

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booker_02 boomer_bear_01
...what could possibly go wrong?

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boss_boom_box_01
An enemy that blows himself up in order to defeat his foes - Boss Boom Box is the DKU's al Qaeda.

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bottles_01
You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but Bottles is married.  He gets laid more than almost all the other Banjo characters combined.

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bottles_02
The perfect business professional's attire: naked from the waist down.

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bottles_03
Bottles, after a visit to the Powdered Sugar and Comically Undersized Hula Hoop Factory.

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Rock Solid Bouncer from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Bow ties aren't cool. But funky earpieces are, so it's fine.

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bovina_01
Come on, darlin' gizza flash o' dem udders.

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bowser_01 bowser_01 bowser_02 bowser_jr_01 bowser_koopa_01 box_09 box_10 box_11 Bozzeye the Mole
Yeah, that's what most mole beards look like, in my experience.

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bramble_bear_01
Bramble shows off his severely poisoned legs.

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brash_bear_01
Testicular shrinkage is common in steroid abuse.

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brentilda_winkybunion_01
Frankly just a freeloading, stuck-up bitch crashing at her sister's lair.

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brown_gnawty_01 bubbler_01
No picture of Bubbler the octopus is MASSIVE enough.

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bubbler_01 bubbles_01 Bugga the Knut from Conker's Bad Fur Day
He's got no nipples, either.

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bugger_lugs_01 bullion_bill_01
If you;re not aroused by THIS, there's no hope for you.

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bumper_01
So, Bumper, what are your thoughts on the BNP?

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Bumper the Badger
"I just raped a child!"

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bumper_03 Burt the Living Metal Crate from Conker's Bad Fur Day
He's a polite, door-opening gent.

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cactus_king_01 canary_mary_01 candy_04
This image will forever haunt my nightmares.

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candy_kong_01
Drool. Drool. Drool...........Drool.

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Candy Kong
Artistically justified.

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candy_kong_02
Her name's written on her top. You know, in case she forgets who she is.

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candy_kong_03
Gotta admit, she's exposing an awful lot of leg for someone who doesn't shave.

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Candy Kong
Rare's art staff spent many late nights getting the polygons just right. Many late, lonely nights.

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candy_kong_07 candy_kong_08 candy_kong_09
I take it where I can get it.

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candy_kong_10 Canopy the Giraffe from Donkey Kong Country Returns capn_skeletn_01
Thinking about it, the fully-skin-clad version is probably A LOT MORE TERRIFYING.

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captain_blackeye_01
Pictured here, in a rare TWO-sheets-to-the-wind moment of sobriety.

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captain_blackeye_01
Great teeth, though. I guess he really is drinking mouthwash.

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captain_blackeye_03
Still no fucking clue what it says on his hat...

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captain_blubber_01 captain_blubber_02
Hasselhoff really started to let himself go by Season 9.

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captain_falcon_01 Captain Scurvy from Donkey Kong Country Returns Captain Scurvy from Donkey Kong Country Returns Carl and Quentin from Conker's Bad Fur Day Carl and Quentin from Conker's Bad Fur Day Cas the Tiki from Donkey Kong Country Returns Cas the Tiki from Donkey Kong Country Returns castphoto_01
He's wearing the striped shirt and holding a cane.  What, you don't see him?

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centipede_steve_01 charlie_01 cheato_01 cheato_02
I can read you like a book, Cheato.

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Professor Chops from Donkey Kong Country Returns chewy_01
"I am a unique character!"

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Chicho AKA Mr. Green from Conker's Bad Fur Day
That jumper makes you look like a cunt.

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chief_bloatazin_01
The novelty hat serves to draw attention away from his massive gut.

We've all tried it.

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chilly_willy_01 chimpy_kong_01
No, the name makes sense.  See, it's like calling your cat "dog" or your sister "fuck buddy" or your grandmother "dinner."

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Banjo-Tooie: covert BNP propoganda.

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chucky_poo_01
The UK's sexiest teeth!

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Chunky Kong
So a shirt is more important to him than pants? I guess he must have a penis on his chest...

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Chunky Kong
Pantsless, and wielding his MASSIVE GUN.

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chunky_kong_03 chunky_kong_04 clambo_01 clanker_01 clapper_01
He blows!

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clubmaker_01 colliwobble_01 Colonel Pluck from Donkey Kong Country Returns Colonel Pluck from Donkey Kong Country Returns concept_art_16 conga_kong_01 conga_kong_01
Conga prepares to go out like his hero, David Carradine.

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congazuma_01
Punishes tourists with impure water and cheap  cellphone games.

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conker_the_squirrel_01
Looking disconcertingly pleased with himself. CHECK HIS BED FOR WANK STAINS.

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conker_the_squirrel_01 conker_the_squirrel_02
It's nice to know GIANT NOVELTY GLOVES take precedence over, oh I don't know, trousers.

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conker_the_squirrel_03
According to the license, he's 69 years old and his name is Rocky McBadass.

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conker_the_squirrel_04
Wasn't confident about his swimming well into adulthood, yet forgoes a life vest.

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Sat down in post-masturbatory glee.

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There isn't a single thing about this picture that isn't utterly terrifying.

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There's a joke about tits in here somewhere, I know it.

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He'll give you this doomy glare. Then he'll rip off your balls.

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Top tips for army recruits: avoid doing the Nazi saulte.

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Wading through piss is always more enjoyable when wearing a novelty hat.

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conker_the_squirrel_22
THE ACORNS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM.

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YOU CAN SEE RIGHT DOWN HIS TOP, NICE. #HairyManSquirrelTits

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cooper_01 cornerian_foot_solider_01
No, The good guys look like Imperial Troopers before they get assimilated by the evil space bug.

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correspondent_01
No less than 6 dogs drawn for this game, and none of them Bill.  Dammit Namco.

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costolot_01
There exists no more seductive an image.

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count_batula_01 cranky_kong_01
Sanctuary.... Sanctuary...

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cranky_kong_02
He's a rockin' guy. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? YEAH, I'M TOO CLEVER FOR YOU SCUMBAGS.

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Cranky does his AT-AT thang.

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cranky_kong_04
"Everything is shit."

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Cranky Kong from Donkey Kong Country Returns
Cranky's new look for the 21st century! His beard is now made of ICE CREAM.

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Complain loudly and carry a big stick.

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cranky_kong_07 cranky_kong_08 cranky_kong_09 crash_01 crayon_snake_01 crazy_hand_01 crivens_01 Cyril the Squirrel from Donkey Kong Country Returns
"So where's this Evil Acorn fella, then? I could FUCKIN' 'AVE 'IM."

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daddy_bear_01 daddylocks_01 DK64 Dalai the Llama
"Wharf!"

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Dastardos, here played by John Merrick.

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davy_bones_01
His disproportionately heavy cranium meant the poor guy never had a chance in life.

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Diddy Kong from Donkey Kong Country Returns
Diddy Kong, cock-sure as ever. Ironic, given his anatomical deficiencies.

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Smug, self-satisfied and not looking where he's going.

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Diddy Kong
Diddy's expanding waistline has, thus far, never prompted him to consider buying a new t-shirt.

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Super monkey ball!

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Diddy doing his trademark "Valve-twisty thing".

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It's not big, it's not clever.

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Diet Diddy ready to FIGHT YOU.

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Diddy Kong from Donkey Kong Country Returns
Would you like to take a look at my ROCKET? Oh go on, please. Just one look. And maybe stroke it a little. Please?

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Diddy, shortly after getting completely arseholed on rum.

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diddy_kong_11
...And this diagram demonstrates a severe case of collapsed pupil.

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diddy_kong_12
I bet this is what kids parties thrown by the 1% look like.

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Barely able to hold back laughter after setting fire to an orphanage.

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In all her massively polygonal glory. She'll tend to your needs in full HD!

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dingle_01 dingpot_01
"Edith, you're such a dingpot, 'ere, always shooting bear and bird up to the roof 'ere!"

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dippy_01 director_01 dixie_kong_01
This picture makes her rump look big.

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"HI! I, er, broke your car..."

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Fortunately, the strategic positioning of her leg means that this picture won't get you arrested.

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Dixie displaying a wide variety of emotions, ranging from "smug" to "moderately self-assured".

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Balancing on her fingertips, Dixie can hold this position for up to five days.

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The rails on DK's Jungle Parkway argue the merits of the Clash, but Donkey Kong's kart doesn't believe Beatlemania is phony nor has bitten the dust.

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doc_patchingo_01 Dogodon
Dragon... fly... get it?

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Don Weazo Conker's Bad Fur Day
SMOKING IS COOL.

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dongle_01 donkey_01 Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong Country Returns
Over 15 years of advances in computer modelling, and still no genetalia.

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Donkey Kong, shortly after his yarmukle was stolen.

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Donkey Kong
Don't worry; it only fires IN SPURTS.

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donkey_kong_04
Join the... er...

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donkey_kong_05
You know that decadesworth of established continuity we've got to draw from? Yeah, let's just pretend none of it ever happened and recreate 1981.

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donkey_kong_06
Donkey Kong quiffbutting. There. That word now exists.

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donkey_kong_07
DK tickling an invisible hamster.

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donkey_kong_08
DEAL WITH IT.

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donkey_kong_09
Doctor Who opening titles shot.

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donkey_kong_10
The classic "Donkey all confused".

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donkey_kong_11
It's not even locked. He's just got his fat head stuck.

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donkey_kong_12
The least offensive DK render from this game, ironically, features him punching you in the face.

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donkey_kong_13
This barrel contains LAUGHS.

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donkey_kong_14
Hey, look! It's DK's jungle... er, what was it again?

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donkey_kong_15
He didn't think anyone was watching him when this shot was taken.

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donkey_kong_16
"Bleeeeeeeeeh!"

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donkey_kong_17
DK swimming through thin air, AS USUAL.

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donkey_kong_18
The most glorious image ever created.

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donkey_kong_19
Look Donkey, we need to work on how you approach women.

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donkey_kong_20
Quite cheeky for an ape with a mutated cow utter for a hand.

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Donkey Kong after discovering that he is, in fact, a Muppet (a very manly Muppet).

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donkey_kong_30 donkey_kong_31 donkey_kong_32
...did Donkey Kong just do the wank gesture at me? The little twat!

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Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong TEASING us by concealing his crotch.

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Donkey Kong
DK, auditioning for the Help! album cover.

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Donkey Kong: ardent supporter of the BNP.

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"Good heavens no, I'm a chicken!  The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft!"

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"Why's that Shaman staring at my ass?"

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Worst weather vane ever.

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Drumstick was his own sponsor BEFORE Ricky Bobby.

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"Crochety old hobos sleep in me!"

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If you don't masturbate to this picture, there's something seriously WRONG with you.

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Fungussy toenails are all the rage!

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Elliott desperately chases after his freshly-severed testicle.

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Something smells fishy...

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Oh, IT'S ON.

...guarde.

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He's evil! He's an acorn! He's... er...

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The world's greatest contortionist.

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Viscious killer of over a dozen innocent caterpillars.

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Eyrie's future travels can be tracked by following the trail of blood left by evacuating a golden jiggy.

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I suspect he's perfectly capable of shaking those enemies, but he just can't be arsed.

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Oh I'm sorry, did you think Krystal was the only one allowed to shamelessly mug the camera?

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Sadly not the most phallic Star Fox image in recent memory.

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"Feelin's? Look mate, yah know who 'as a lotta feelin's? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."

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Cocky not-so-litte little freak.

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"Ey, what's a boid gotta do to get some decent texturin' ova 'ere?"

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falco_lombardi_09 Fangy from Conker's Bad Fur Day
He can flip you off all he likes but somehow it never seems adequate.

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The next logical step from resizing your drones and calling them bosses is resizing your drones, lighting them on fire, and then calling them bosses.

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Never break the chain.

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Okay, I'm getting real sick of these things, let's just run awa-CONFUSE RAY? OH FUCK RIGHT OFF.

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"FUCK YOU, I HAVE A MOUSTACHE."

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Looking exceedingly handsome in his Hitler toupée! The fact that all acorns are, in fact, BALD doesn't seem to have occurred to him.

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"We've got a job to do! Let's go police the world!"

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You're doing it wrong man, you've gotta hold it sideways.

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That face blown up on a promotional leaflet was the first thing you saw when opening a new copy of this game.

What I'm trying to say is fuck you, NOA.

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Candy overstarched DK's tie.  ROB overstarched Fox's everything.

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Artist's rendering of the notorious fursuit mugger.

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Stranger danger, kids, no matter how friendly he looks or how much candy is in his Landmaster.

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Running sideways is an effective tactic to confuse your enemies.

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fox_mccloud_08 Frankie AKA Mr. Blue from Conker's Bad Fur Day
That jumper makes you look like a twat.

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BIG YELLOW SOUTHERN PENIS!

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Frankly, it's hard being Franky, to be frank.

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Keepin' it real, bro. Representin'.

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Oh no, Funky, you don't look like a twat in that gear AT ALL.

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The glint in his sunglasses is the reflection of the house he's just burned down.

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Funky with rolled-up sleeves. Hang on, how does that even make sense??

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Looking disproportionately pleased with himself, considering he's just standing on a plank.

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Finger-waggling Funky looking fabulously camp.

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Big deal, Funky's already been high as a kite for years.

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It may be too early for gothic archetecture, but vodka is still fair game!

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Will you stll need him, will you still feed him, when he's 64?

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Pepper ages for every year Ringo doesn't.

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He looks really angry, but actually he's just got severe hemorrhoids.

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"How can we best disguise our horrendously low-polygon DK model?"
"LET'S MAKE IT GIANT!"

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"Don't Hate the Playa."

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Spawn of Winky's... winky? We're waiting on the DNA results.

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Man!  Smoking is cool.

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The lady-camels love a gruff ol' beardy. Go get 'em, Gobes!

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A heroic boulder strains for its freedom from an annoying camel.

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I want a googly-eyed polygonated Donkey Kong doll now!

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I always thought Golden Goliaths were some kind of Biblical-themed breakfast cereal?

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You know what they say about grim reapers with big scythes...

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Gregg the Grim Reaper from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Bloody renders! Hate them!

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"I am not mentally ill."

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Named as such due to the fact that he was conceived after Boggy fell asleep with the condom still inside his wife.

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You almost want to cuddle him. But then you realise how bad he probably smells.

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Lakitu secretly receives in-cloud fellatio.

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MODERN WARFARE IS THE BEST SERIES IN GAMING HISTORY.  AVATAR WAS A VERY ORIGINAL MOVIE.  TWO AND A HALF MEN IS THE MOST WELL WRITTEN COMEDY TO EVER BE ON TELEVISION.

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Based on the best-selling erotic play.

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The best sort of orgies are those with no hope of cross-species fertilization.  Creampies ahoy!

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Standing calmly in front of an explosion makes you more oblivious than cool.

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No, women can't play.  You'll vagina it all up with your...vagina.

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Banjo uses his shorts to smuggle cucumbers out of Grunty's Lair.

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And now, Beethoven's fifth.

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"The time journey may result in you losing some of your abilities... and polygon-count."

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Pointier than an N64 game about pencils. OUT NOW ON XBOX 360!!

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He'd never let on, but Fangy is actually the best chess player there.

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You know, I've just had an idea for a sitcom...

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"It's not what it looks like!!"

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Funky with his wacky ventriloquist's dummy, Chimpo.

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HOORAY! HOORAY FOR THESE LETTERS WE'VE FOUND!!1

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"Look! A thing!"

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You fucking love it, Rhino-boy.

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DK and Diddy's now-legendary "who has the most deforemed hands" competition.

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Diddy Kong approves of his molestation.

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There's nothing funny about this picture. Oh no. Nothing at all.

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"Sex later, son?"

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Horrified Expresso tries to escape Diddy's inappropriate advances.

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Chivalrous bloke, on the whole.

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The most adorable picture of INTER-SPECIES SEXUAL TENSION you'll see all day.

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The fat bastard thinks there's chocolate inside.

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TJ Combo grabs life by the tail! Well… Diddy Kong is MY life. Sigh…

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Because fat children are funny. I know, I Googled it.

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"Hey Dixie, check out the size of my, er, trunk!"

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Dixie Kong escapes on her invisible moped.

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Fuck off, Diddy, I'm tryin' t' do mah breakdancin'.

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Rare's logo was probably redesigned so that the heavy golden slab wouldn't fall over and put more characters in the hospital.

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AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!

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It's not fair if you start running at "GET READY!" Tricky!

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"Heeeey buddy! Y'WANNA RIDE??"
"...er, nah, you're a'right, mate." 

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Why is Mario so happy? No one's spotted he's not wearing pants.

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It's only now I see Original BerriTM in high-res that I recognise the COLD SOULLESS EYES OF A KILLER.

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Mate, Honker the Skunk's got an ACTUAL GUN, what the fuck are you gonna do with that thing?

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"Oi! Conks! 'Member me from Dino Domain? Yeah, that's right, I'm the one you blew them giant bubbles at, you little prick."

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"This podium hides my privates well,
but does nothing for their rancid smell!"

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Gruntilda looking slightly shifty; presumably pictured shortly after taking a dump on someone's car.

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I'll say one thing for ol' Grunts: excellently manicured.

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And if you think that's horrific you should see her disembodied anus.

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She's pinker on the inside.

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"Chimps GUFF BEANS!  It's... benign"?

Well, I suppose that's a selling point.

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IT'S A FUCKING MOLE.

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Hard Hat doing what he does best: sitting in a splat of dung.

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He's basically a sex pest.

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SO HOT.

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Not to be confused with Alien the alien (from off of the film, "Alien").

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A frankly offensive Chinese stereotype on display.

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It's not the length, ladies, it's the.... oh, well, I suppose it is the length.

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Oh boy, does she really know how to please a man... er, by distributing "honeycomb containers".

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Conker's Pocket Tales was originally meant as a sophisticated allegory concerning race-relations.

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The rampant steamy owl-sex going on off-camera goes some way in explaining Hooter's facial expression.

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Mangoruby can get stuffed.

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Rectangular eyes were all the rage back in 2000.

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Market-savvy Humba jogs without wearing a bra.

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The years haven't been kind to ol' Humba. Long gone are her beautifully rectangular eye-sockets and razor-sharp breasts.

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Ian the Surf Punk from Conker's Bad Fur Day
What's that in his hai-- oh... oh... well, that's obscene, if you ask me.

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Ivor really clever pun.

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Jack the Living Metal Crate from Conker's Bad Fur Day
He's putting on a bit of weight, if you ask me.

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I got your name, I GOT YOUR ASS!

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"My moustache prevents me from eating and breathing!"

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