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"You could have someone's eye out with that!"
"...that's the idea."

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There's nothing even remotely implausible about this.

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So, Banjo's backpack is essentially the TARDIS, then.

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I tried this once with my ex. Didn't go down too well.

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Not pictured: whatever Banjo's doing with his thumb that's provoking that reaction.

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To be fair, Kazooie did just attempt to steal all of his saucy BEAR PORN.

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Mere seconds away from a glorious, albeit incredibly painful gangbang.

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8 years on you'd think they could clean up a render with a level that was actually in the game.

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He's wearing the striped shirt and holding a cane.  What, you don't see him?

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"Mumbo sick of being molested. Will file court proceedings."

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"This Mumbo's idea."

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Banjo uses his shorts to smuggle cucumbers out of Grunty's Lair.

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And now, Beethoven's fifth.

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"The time journey may result in you losing some of your abilities... and polygon-count."

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Pointier than an N64 game about pencils. OUT NOW ON XBOX 360!!

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"Heeeey buddy! Y'WANNA RIDE??"
"...er, nah, you're a'right, mate." 

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So, Kazooie, I'm afraid the bad news is you're not in Smash Bros. But don't worry! The good news is I got you a place in a Sonic the Hedgehog racing game!!

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So, Kazooie, how do you feel about setting fire to orphanages?

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A foot-fetishist's dream.

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That must've hurt.

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Kazooie's inexplicably happy disembodied head.

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Oh my god! A FLYING BIRD!

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Her planned solo outing, Kung-fu Kazooie, never got very far.

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Ever since she lost her kazoo in a ditch somewhere, she's been LIVING A LIE.

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Making a bird out of sprite? KFC immediately announces a new food hybrid on their drink menu.

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