Hey hey! Back by popular demand!

At least given a somewhat loose interpretation of the words "popular" and "demand"! Its Game Boy Advance predecessor saw Donkey Kong helplessly brainwashed into an insatiable desire for Mario toys. This time, however, Donkey Kong is helplessly brainwashed into an insatiable desire for Mario's fat-faced ex. Holy cancerous Christ!

So get this: we're on DS now, and there's a little more potential for graphical show-offery. Woohoo-be-dooby doo! Sure enough we get a little of that with its cutesey video cutscenes and all that Nintendo-brand Toy Town CGI (appropriate for once). Once that's out of the way, though, what we have here isn't as much of a re-imagining of the good-for-its-time Donkey Kong arcade game as a kind of deformed Lemmings-flavoured abomination. Say it ain't so!

Will that do?

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