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Tired of crediblilty? Want to take a walk on the wild side? Then you've come to the right place! Here at the DKC Speculation Center, our crack team of investigators (that would be the five of us, then) will sift through hordes upon mountainous stacks of in-game graphics and the like and pluck out the little tidbits that just might be important. So take a gander! You never know what you might read, print out, and impress your friends by taking all the credit! Oh, and in case you're wondering, this section will remain up after the game is released, so we can all laugh at how far off our silly predictions are.
7/30/03
---The original Mario Golf cast will be back in full force, along with the GBC characters just for the heck of it.
---Just to spite us, Nintendo will have Diddy Kong as a hidden character, along with Diddy Kong Jr.
---THE RETURN OF ICE CLIMERS!!!!11!!1!1
---Mario will say "Here I go!" No reason. He just will. He always does. He's like a fucking parrot.
---Baby versions of every character.
---Fetus versions of every baby character
---As usual, there will be no DKU-centric courses.
---There will be an announcer, who will be HORRIBLE at voice acting.
---All characters will wear strange backpacks.
---The game will have an actual plot, like Diddy Kong Racing (this one is the least likely).
---The game with sell a million copies in its first week, in part because of Peach's skimpy costume and in part because of the rabid Koopa Troopa fandom.
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