If "Hoops 3-on-3" doesn't translate to pornography, somebody's been SLACKING.
When Donkey Kong is accosted by a group of massive extraterrestrial hoop-hopping basketball-types and forced to bet his continued freedom on the outcome of "Hoops 3-on-3", only NBA hoopy-bloke Michael Jordan and an all-star cast of your favourite characters can help!
Join the gang, as they HOOP IT UP for their freedom! In space! Will they have the hoops to hoop up the Hoopsters??
...I occasionally get this game mixed up with mediocre '90s movies. But whatever the case, one thing's for sure: it's not as good as Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
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