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Bowser's Biography
Species: Koopa
The Mushroom Kingdom should be a peaceful place. In fact, it usually is. Unfortunately, the long-lasting Koopa Empire has been around for quite a while, causing trouble in attempts to take over the world and whatnot. Luckily for the kingdom, and unluckily for the empire, the newest ruler has one big disadvantage-he ain't that smart.
Bowser was born as a spoiled, dimwitted prince in a castle on Dinosaur Island, but his parents were too busy with their own affairs to look after him, so they had Kamek the head Magikoopa take care of him round the clock.
Unfortunately, Kamek soon found that the island was not a suitable place for the Empire to do various evil things. The do-gooding Yoshi dinosaurs repeatedly got in the way of his plans. The final straw came when Kamek desperately brought Baby Bowser into a fight once as a last resort; using his magic, he grew the little reptile to the size of a building. And he STILL got his ass whooped. Bowser demanded a chance to try out a plan of his own, but it was both a huge failure and a dumb idea to begin with: He simply stole the Yoshi's delicious fruit-bearing Super Happy Tree and turned the island into a picture book. A bunch of baby Yoshis came and whooped his ass, sang and left. Soon after, Bowser's parents passed away, leaving the young Koopa as the king of the empire. He quietly slipped away into hiding with all of his drones, plotting and planning for a much bigger attack.
And indeed, he launched one. Using Koopa magic he invaded various Mushroom castles, turned various inhabitants into blocks, and kidnapped Princess Peach, his secret crush(Despite the obvious species gap). Things seemed to be going his way, when two plumbers happened to fall into the kingdom from another dimension thanks to a space-time warp and a prophecy Kamek had made coming true. The brothers decided to stop the wrongdoing and proceeded to free the castles one by one. Eventually Bowser decided to face them on his own. Considering his fire breath and gargantuan size, it seemed that he couldn't lose. Unfortunately, his stupidity did him in again: He actually walked into the middle of a bridge with an axe conveniently placed on the other side. Guess what happened.
Of course, this didn't kill Bowser. He just retreated again and came back later, with a bigger, smarter army and a much bigger danger: his seven children(How they came to exist remains a mystery). Using newfound powers, the brothers beat Bowser and his offspring. Bowser also returned to Dinosaur Island and tried to finish off the brothers instead, but the Koopa Kids were the only ones who were axed.
And yet, Bowser STILL won't give up. He always returns sooner or later with a new plan. However, Mario and Luigi never fear him much, as deep down they know he's nothing more than a big doofus with a big army. He's even had to resort to joining Mario on a quest when he was ousted out of his own castle. Mario is also kind enough to invite Bowser to the various Mushroom Kingdom sporting events, provided that Bowser does nothing dangerous. He often shows up at Mario Parties to mess things up, even though he is not invited to these. It is through these events that the King of the Koopas met our own Donkey Kong.
Bowser and his army are currently in hiding. The latest revelation is that Bowser has mysteriously got what is either a clone of his young self or a direct son(Again, origins unknown). He'll likely be a threat to Mario, Luigi, DK and the rest for a long time to come.
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