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Wario's Biography
Species: Human
Wario was an old acquantince of Mario's. The two have known eachother since their childhood in Brooklyn. It was during that time that Wario was emotionally scarred by Mario's constant trickery and humilations. It was a debt he would grow to repay someday...
One day, Wario discovered, through some means or another, a portal to the Mushroom Dimension. Here, the Mario brothers had secured themselves as the defenders of the Mushroom Kingdom from King Bowser and his Turtle Tribe. Apparently, the denizens of the kingdom so adored Mario that they gave him his own island and castle. Dubbing it "Mario Land", the portly plumber set it up as a holiday home of sorts. Wario was in awe by all this, and resolved, as the ultimate form of vengence, to take Mario's castle for his own. And so he did.
Wario kicked Mario out into the night and sealed the door to the castle, spreading the six golden coins that could open it through the island. Mario went on a short adventure to reclaim the coins, traversed the perils of the castle and gave Wario the boot.
Lost, alone, and with no idea how to get back to Brooklyn, Wario laid low for a short while, looking out for something, ANYthing, that he could use to his advantage to pay back Mario. It was during this time that he gained his overbearing lust for treasure of any sort.
Then, one day, Wario got just the break he needed. Apparently, a group of thieves called the Brown Sugar Pirates had stolen a giant gold statue of Princess Peach Toadstool and were holding it on an island off the coast of the Mushroom Kingdom. Seizing the opportunity, Wario departed for the pirate's stronghold on Kitchen Island, where he kicked all the pirate's asses and sent their leader, the feminine Captain Syrup, scrambling. Unfortunately, Mario had been on the trail of the pirates as well. He gave Wario a wave and departed in his fancy-arse helicoptor, statue in tow. Wario wasn't licked yet, however: Syrup had been in possession of a magic lamp, which of course, had a genie. Wario summoned the genie, and, for a large sum of money, got his own castle. Wario took the entirety of Kitchen Island for his own, christening it Wario Land.
Wario had several other adventures, of which we will not talk about here. In 1997, our dimension and the Mushroom Dimension threatened to crash into eachother. Donkey Kong crossed over to the Mushroom Kingdom and participated in the grand race in order to seal the gap between the two dimensions back up. Wario, however, learned of the event and, desiring the Power Trophy on a mantle in his castle, came to compete. He didn't win, however, DK did. The rift was closed and everything was back to normal. Wario, in disgust, returned to his island.
Wario would take active roles in every sort of event Mario would hold, but the real important event occured in 1999. Wario, while traversing around his island, discovered a pipe that, amazingly, lead back to Brooklyn! Hopping in, he found people looking at him at awe; none more so than his younger brother. When Wario first disappeared, his brother was much younger then his portly sibling. Now, however, he had aged considerably, wheras Wario remained as he was, a side-effect of the Mushroom Kingdom's "Never Land" powers. Wario explained to his brother everything that had happened to him, and had took him to Wario Land. His brother quickly realized the situation, and agreed to stay with Wario in his new home. He took the name "Waluigi", one to stay coordinated with his brother, the other because he had despised Luigi when they were children.
The two went to the Mushroom Kingdom, where Mario and Princess Peach were holding yet another sports tournament, this time of Tennis. All the usual combatants (DK, Luigi, etc.) were present, as well as Princess Daisy of Sarasaland, Luigi's newfound girlfriend, and Birdo, a strange female creature from a faroff land. The contest was almost underway when the Wario Bros. made their debut, challenging Mario and Luigi to a grand tennis match. A nasty brawl was averted by the arrival of none other then King Koopa himself, and the two Warios were accepted into the tournament. They both gained full honours to come to any party, tournament, or whatever Mario would hold, as guests. So that fued was ended, somewhat.
Wario currently lives in Wario Land with Waluigi. He has an island, a castle, more money then Bill Gates, and a CAR. Obey Wario, Destroy Mario.
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