We've always said Mario drives us up a wall (or we would if we couldn't think of far more vulgar things to say about him) and now we'll be able to do the same to him in yet another rubbis-

Wait, hang on, this one actually looks...good? Unprecedented visual leap? Ambition and variety evident in the courses? Racing seems...fun?

...well for fuck's sake, with 12 players per race, it better have Diddy Kong.

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