Tied with Elvis and Slick Monty
as File Two's second-most embarrassing project.
 
 



Stupid scanner won't pick up the fishing line! Why can't it be more like Our Friend? It had been nearly two years since the Mario Kart races ended, but in the Mushroom Dimension, you would have thought it was just yesterday. Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Yoshi would constantly squabble over who was the best racer, and who would have won it if it hadn't been for Donkey Kong. Toad always stayed out of it as he thought everyone should get along, and he hated to see his friends fight. Wario and Bowser were in prison, but needless to say they both thought they were the best. One day they had enough. They decided they needed to have a way of proving themselves to each other once and for all. They didn't know how yet, but they would find a way. They decided to release Wario from prison to enter the fray, since he had been on good behavior since the Mario Kart races ended. However, Bowser was forced to stay, which irked him to no end. Surely he could find a way to escape and ruin their "competition"....

Meanwhile in Toad's birthplace, Mushroom Village, technicians were nearing completion on perhaps the greatest invention ever to come out of the Mushroom Dimension. It was a warp pipe that could take you anywhere, including outside the Mushroom Dimension. It could travel through the very fabric of dimensions, and could be a tool of great use. For the arguing friends, it would be a chance to meet back up with a certain ape that got the best of them all....