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Swanky's Strife
Mario Party

That's actually a piece of corn lodged in his teeth. Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Swanky's Strife! In this very special section, the one and only Swanky Kong will test your knowledge of the Donkey Kong Universe! You think you're fast enough? You think you're tough enough? You think you're smart enough? Then step up to the line, and take your best shot at Mario Party trivia. Your goal is to get eight out of eleven correct (one is an opinion question)! Pass and you will be rewarded with some stupid text thing because we are amazingly cheap! There's your motivation, I'm off to.... somewhere.




1. Standard Play in Mini-Game Stadium consists of how many turns?
15
20
35
40



2. If you are to believe are theories on the different dimensions in the DKU (and why shouldn't you, it's all from the 1980's...), what is the ONLY board to take place in "our" dimension?
Wario's Battle Canyon
Yoshi's Tropical Island
DK's Jungle Adventure
Eternal Star



3. What is the most expensive coin box to buy?
Lucky Box
Coin Box
Casino Box
Plus Block



4. The person who lives in the Option House's name is a play on words. What word is it...a play on?
Fungus
Mushroom
Toadstool
Pedastool



5. Which way do warp pipes direct you in this game (from the view point of the player)?
Right
Left
Up
Down



6. This game is a milestone of sorts for Donkey Kong. NAME THAT MILESTONE!
First cameo game
First multi-player game
First game with the tie that has "DK" printed on it
First game with orange fur



7. In the assorted mini-games and such, how many coins are usually found in a bag with a coin/star on it?
1
3
5
10



8. The "main map screen" of sorts in this game is the location known as...
Yoshi's Island
Mushroom Village
Mario Land
Peach's Castle



9. On Mini-Game Island, you can save on a Koopa Troopa Space. Name two other times/places where you can save on Mini-Game Island.
The Start Space/After beating Mini-Game Island
The Start Space/After clearing a mini-game
After clearing a mini-game/After beating Mini-Game Island
After beating Mini-Game Island/On a Mini-Map Entrance



10. Which character is a hidden playable one?
Toad
Bowser
Baby Bowser
None



Personal Opinion Question
11. Which character would you like to beat with a metal rod until they pass out and/or bleed?
Toad
Peach
Toad
Peach