Mario and Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games logo (click to enlarge)
Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we are flying down to Riooooo.

When will we, truly and definitively, once and for all, know who has truly WON the Olympics? WHEN WILL WE KNOW? Well, Sega may have failed time and time again to come up with an answer (even though anyone at DK Vine could've told you, obviously, it's Donkey Kong) but they continue their noble quest of discovery unabated with this, their latest Olympics game thing. Maybe, just maybe, they will discover the answer they were searching for and it'll finally be over. Probably not though.

Oh, hey, I got through this entire blub spiel thing without mentioning that stupid Duran Duran song. YES!

Oh, wait. Bollocks.

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