It's a fucking brillant game.
Well, here's another Mario & Sonic at the Sporty Wotsit Thing-o game for you to shovel into your living rooms along with all of humanity's broken dreams. But hey! People keep buying them, Sega keeps making them and every time you load this—the physical manifestation of boredom itself—into your console, the Baby Jesus dies a little inside.
I'm not entirely sure, incidentally, if the Baby Jesus is actually in this game but if he is I'm definitely buying it.
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