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Waluigi's Biography
Species: Human
It's the 60s, baby. Afros are swinging, people are singing, and an entire family of people just popped out in the middle of Brooklyn from another dimension. We kid you not.
Waluigi is not his real name, not by any accounts. His given name is unknown at this time. He's Wario's younger brother, and looked up to him in their youth. The two became friends with Mario and Luigi when they were young. This "Friendship" became strained when the Mario Bros. began to pick on the other two. The two groups departed when they were old enough, bad taste left in both parties' mouths.
Sometime in the early 90s, a little older and a little fatter Wario simply vanished. Poof. Disappeared in thin air. This lead to much distress from his family, his brother especially. They didn't know that he had fallen into the Mushroom Dimension and so was reunited with his childhood nemesis, Mario. A happy reunion occured, in which Wario stole Mario's castle and gave him a swift kick in the arse.
Waluigi-to-be, however, could not know any of this, and so mulled on, trying to go on with life. He was going quite thin, and had a very bad temper to people. Wario's disappearance had hit him quite hard: after Luigi began to piss him off, Wario remained Waluigi's only companion, so his disappearance and presumed death was a sore blow. So you can imagine his surprise when Wario popped up at his doorstep, looking not a day older then when his strange disappearance occured. Wario told his brother all about what happened: how he came to the Mushroom Kingdom, how he had his own island with a ton of money, and how Mario and Luigi were reverred as saviors and gods to a bunch of mushroom men. Wario took his brother to Wario Land, and his brother, deciding that this was much better then the crap life back home, decided to stay with Wario, taking the name Waluigi to match.
The two prepared for their moment to reveal themselves to the Mario Bros., and there was no better time for it: Mario and Princess Peach were throwing a zealous tennis tournament, inviting friends from afar, including our man Donkey Kong. The contest was about to begin with Mario vs Luigi when the Wario Bros. made their dramatic entrance, challenging the Marios to a tennis match. Things were bound to come to blows, had King Bowser not intervened with his intent on joining the competition. Things worked out in the end, and Waluigi was accepted as a member of the fold, as it were.
Waluigi currently lives with Wario on their island. It's quite likely that the two will have their own adventure someday, but who cares about that? We went to hell and back to make sure we didn't have to write about this guy any more then we had to. Curse you, Waluigi, curse you.
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