You can never have too many colons.
Set ten years after the N64 behemoth Conker's Bad Fur Day, this almost-game exists as a pre-made level and sits within the Project Spark infrastructure as its own entity. AS SUCH it's the closest we've come to a proper full-on Conker game since... oh, who's keeping track anymore? Not me! Especially since the original Bad Fur Day, on whose influence I blame my slow descent into crippling alcoholism.
Speaking of which, there's sure to be plenty more of THAT SORT OF THING here, so unzip your flies gentlemen (or ladies, if you've got the necessary customised attachment - I think you can get them on eBay), let's see if the old pisser's still got it.
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